'Just a quick phone call to let you know I'm on my way round with a new group of boys to do a spot of work experience. See you in a tick,' and he rang off.
'What the *beep*! The last interaction we had with the tosser, he dumped ten tons of cat litter on our doorstep and we couldn't get in for days!'
'It wasn't quite ten tons, Johnny, and the reason we couldn't get in was because you were too bone idle to move any of it.'
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