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  1. PC Onduty had driven slowly back down to London.Detective inspector Machiavelli of Scotland yard, arranged a disciplinary hearing where Dennis was asked why he had driven to Sheffield at all? Dennis Onduty said...
  2. And with that, Trixie put down the phone and danced a jig of joy and wonderment about itsme's room."Wahay wahay he'll wear an orange suit, he will wear an orange suit for me" she yelped. Poppy's three mates were in wonder at such strange....
  3. "Hello itsmeagain" , proclaimed Dex in a rather brusque way. "No its you Dex, I am itsmeagain" retorted itsme, dolefully yet with acerbic humour. "Well that's the niceties done and dusted..is Trixie there?" asked Dex.
  4. Vegetarian samosas, rice with chillis n peas, and orange soufflé with lightly spiced custard. Itsme was hungry. "Hey ladies meet Trixie " called itsme gaily " the party just rolls on and on..its as good as a good trawl through ancient posts about Dickens on bcf".Trixie was looking at the high heels on one of the girls, thinking that itsme.....
  5. .....love the chaise longue incidentally poppy.....
  6. Trixie sat disconsolately down, her eyes on the biscuits she saw on itsmes table. "Well Trixie I guess you need some help." "Oh yes please dear, you know Dex is a decent bloke and yet a bit too learned for me. My tastes are more ordinary" she drawled, in an agonisingly doleful type of way. Her eyes said she wants a ginger nut..and tea. Itsme wanted rid, and fast. .
  7. his snoring jarring him awake, cold and shivery, on the chaise longue so prevalent at the time in stylish Yorkshire. Such was itsme's reverie, that he almost forgot to answer either of his jarring phones, or to answer the door. Eventually he....
  8. Yes it`s me mainly..Mrs Itsme is an English Lit graduate from Brazil but reads little these days.
  9. Monty pythons flying circus.
  10. And remember, one of Thailand`s vicious despots, Thaksin Shinawatra, was owner of Manchester City fc just a few years ago. In general though, what a dreadful tale. Glad you publicised it here.
  11. Rain, lots of rain and cold winds.
  12. Gary Numan, The Pleasure Principle. After this I will play Mad World by Tears for Fears, then a bit of Peter Tosh. A knock at the door coincided with a drrrrrring on his landline, then a rrrrinng on the mobile. What am I to do asked itsme? So many demands on a reading man`s time. Only the other day I was telling a man about the.....
  13. Itsme couldn't believe his luck. He agreed to allow all four delightful ladies to stay, provided that they allowed him reading time, sleep time and music time. It
  14. Being in a sunny clime, walking on a beach. Now he shuffled towards the library door, rheum in the corner of his eyes, his shirt sweaty and dishevelled. I know, I will go to Starbucks, thought itsme. Yet on the library steps he saw
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