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  1. itsmeagain
    Just had a tray of chips up in Penrith.
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    Being wise is a choice is it?
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    To
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    Is it practical?
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    Lies
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    Facts
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    About
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    Some prefer pease pudding?
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    Of
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    Stones
  11. itsmeagain
    Do you like weak cold coffee?
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    Bronze
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    Isn't not drinking tea sacrilege?
  14. itsmeagain
    So Officer Dennis Onduty drove them all back to the centre of London..he gave Dex 25 pounds for fish chips n peas for three...and yet when Dex left the chippy...no range rover no Trixie no Onduty officer. Dennis chuckled as he sped away
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    Wiped his moustache free of cola and biscuit crumbs, and addressed Dex."As for you my old son, you are one lucky pup landing a girl with such obvious, errm, you know"....pointing to his chest. ."Oh her intelligence!!!" replied Dex "yes i truly am honoured".
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    Well, said Trixie, you see Dexter and me, we are an item. Now that's ok but actually you see, I cannot drive yet Dex allowed me to drive his yellow range rover around London. I made a proper mess of everything I have to admit. The officer, PC Dennis Onduty, said
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    Brilliance
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    Nothing
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    ..And guess what..yes, dear perceptive reader, that's correct..the branch snapped, hurling Dex quickly to the floor, where he was met by a slavering Trixie. Oh Dex Dex love, help me she wailed. Dex wanted a pint..
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    Ladling
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    That was Dex ,hanging forlornly from a tree, as described. Trixie was looking forlorn too."Dexter oh Dexter oh wherefore art thou my Dexter?" she enquired plaintively. Dex said
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    Great stuff emelee.
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    Watery
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    Jumper
  25. itsmeagain
    Grabbed the steering wheel and drove, upside down and exposed, to safety. Then a large oak tree decided to hinder him, entangling his left foot in a mass of leaves .
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