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looking 36 @nd 7 months three days , in less than 3 months six days. You will need to do everything I say." "Where have I heard that before?", thought Sydney, a tinge of excitement coursing through him, "..oh yes..well enough said..better not tell her about it or shes going to abandon me."

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83 and several days.Amazing isn't it, how things and times have a habit of aging people? Only last week I told my husband of the.....

indeed there may be more to it than meets the eye."Right, grab my waist and dance", expressed Aleesha , emphatically. "A good old dance is good food for the soul and I also want to see you shake and shimmy dear old Syd..you do well for a guy of your age" "I am....just..34.." said Sydney, attempting to

humour the young buffoon for a while. After all, she mused silently, it's not...

"The great Gatsby? I must say I am of course handsome, sufficiently to carry it off", declared Sydney, arrogant and insouciant as ever. "I shall agree, on condition that you and I get....

a pair of green braces, and white plus fours, were bought. He looked 84, not 34. Brilliant, declared Aleesha. Now come with me, your prize awaits. You were, of course, expecting..

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go along with ludicrous cider façade. I mean, as all practical minded blokes knew, feisty blondes were a challenge. He was thinking if he plays his cards correctly then he will be in a situation that those in the know may call compromising. The more compromising the better. "Now those clothes, get to a good shop and buy some plus fours lad, and get thee some braces on your back. Moreover, anyone dressing very smartly gets my vote", Aleesha declared, tempting Sydney to declare his..

Rain, cold, windy.

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get out to the shops" . "Hold on now, unknown lady..what`s your name? Round here even if a lady of the night we want to know her name..now what.....

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Tofu Thai curry, boiled rice.

take you through to your bedroom, where you will get undressed.." " But err err .." Sydney gasped in fear as she

it was"Birthday surprise big man..I am Aleesha, local escort provided by Silly sollipsisms.com, you won a. .

"Let's be frank, Frank", pleaded the smoking damaged voice, "We are an agency that negotiates weddings..we want eligible gentlemen.." "I will have you know I am totally eligible..only the other day I read on a news article, the fact is I will be due extra benefits of five quid a month soon..long term .." "Sir I will send you a brochure, but we want attractive working men on this ship. We do not promote dole here my dear" rasped the unknown haggard smoker. "Sydney not Frank by the way!!" fumed Sydney indignantly., " so in the brochure I want to see topless blondes."

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"Listen to me!!" , commanded Sydney, outraged. "What is a decent unemployable 38 year old bloke to do? I think she ought to be my support if you please, I have no money but a great big collection of cider bottles. If we...

Eyes open at the dentist , Frankie. For certain.

"No I am Sydney, as a matter of fact" , declared Sydney, huskily. "Are you ..sorry the line's bad dear, you are in Sydney, Australia are you?", asked the croaky, semi masculine, smoking damaged female drone of a voice.

soaked in cold water by an onrushing ambulance man, the icy shock resulting in a return to his senses. Later that night, at home,Sydney decided he needs a wife. I am 38, he declared, self effacingly, and it's time to act now. He picked up the heavy yellow phonebook. Let me see..the London marriage bureau..married ? No? You will be!! ,declared the gaudy advert, a blonde with white teeth grinning at the camera.

use a crane to get them both out. Funny things, proliferations, aren't they? I mean just the other week there was a case in the paper where a man had found his wife doing...

proliferated bowel.I mean , a few years ago we had a situation where Jack's aunt Maud had had a proliferation of the bowel. What a do that had been, thought Jack, ambling down the high street .

(Hahahahaha I love it poppy). .....reneggling on your stated agreement" , declared Jack, disheartened. "No our stakes are in batches of five hundred, I am sorry too that you cannot use the staff canteen to eat" , declared Stella, empathy and understanding free. "I'm off home , but you'll be hearing from my representative", said Jack, archly.