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Fiona came up with an idea. "You know, Mr Takeoffyourpants..." "Upfillmypockets"..cautioned Laurence. "That as well..well green tie, if you and I put him in a situation where he will surrender a lot of cash to us, then we are in business!!" "Sah you talkin de truth deh" blurted Upfillmypockets. "I gather he likes football and such..so I have a plan." Next day green tie read an email inviting him to meet Premier league stars, go drinking with them etc. Only 15,560 will let you stay at a players home for an entire weekend. His eyes watering at the prospect of..

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talk about a plan to take control from Fiona, scam her, and set up together. "Sah, you mean da lady boss? Sah am I reading you rightly sah?" And so a few weeks after, Fiona received an email. She winced with disdain as she read" dear lady of Gods creation" but just as she was about to trash the email, her attention went to "forgive me i say it Fiona but da man green tye is trying to deceive you. Lady I need your co operation to snayre him.URGENT." She typed in an angry reply. "More detail or f..k off". She decided to wait..her temper rising, she began to formulate a plan.

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body building, driving instructing, fireman commando?" "Alfie Everready?" "The one. Well he will appreciate the joke. No money will leave his account cos its all a joke. Hes violent as you know so don't upset him." Green tie quailed with fear. "I will let Upfillmypockets get the rap if Alfie ever twigs", he thought, beads of sweat pouring down his back. He set off to do some more shopping. He thought of Colin..four hundred smackeroons, old cow will give me 12.50 to keep me in cans of cola.

go shopping. And on today's,shopping list were a brown tie, some brown brogues plus a brown suit from discount clothes store Primark. He was determined to catch mum in time. "I don't know what you are on about, this man he had one of them there foreign accents, all da,dis,deh..kinda,African or summink", declared Sylvia,Atkins to Green tie, her son. "Good god mum what did he tell you?". His greasy palms were sweating, a cold, clammy sweat of fear. "Green tie, be told me you had called me Fiona whassname your boss , so I thinks hes one o them joke phone lines. So when he says Ive come to empty your bank account I says go ahead, you only live ...

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go to the pub. As he reached the bar, his phone rang. "Get back here now,as,I said,I want a big handover of cash, otherwise you are decidedly out of favour", said,Fiona between coffee sips. Despairingly, Green tie ambled back to headquarters. A quick trip to the toilet and he thought of his bank account scam just arranged with the Mr Upfillmypockets. A,startling thought unsettled him, he let go of his unmentionable bit and searched his pockets.."Mums bank...19..68764..98653..09" "Blow me down with a whirlwind of feathers", he said, a patch of urine splashed across the front of his trousers. He went to see Fiona. "How much have you got?" she demanded. "I have got £320 quid, tomorrow night a schmuck named Colin is giving me 400 extra quid. All in all a good days work boss" he said, meekly.

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kiss him lasciviously. Green tie was jealous, poor Nigel desperate to escape. "Sorry dear manager, but I do have a girlfriend!!" pleaded Nigel, pitifully. "Oh well, we can still show affection", declared Fiona, looking askance towards Green tie. "Sah, we have da name of your company as Fiona'Fools , is that correct? "Yes indeed" declared Green tie, "since we are just that..Fiona's fools. It is truly awful what we need to endure." "Never mind sah, things shall be improving soon.Give me da bank account details for yourself. Are you Mr Green tie by da way?"

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to drive to see Fiona, and just as he got there, on the third floor, he saw Fiona hug Nigel, the young upstart scammer who he hated though he didn't know him. His mobile rang "Good morning sah!! May god himself bless you dis day, o!!" "Who is it?", enquired green tie, scanning his memory for heavily accented African English. "Sah, it is Laurence Upfillmypocket, sah, grateful for your interest.You kindly enquired about becoming one of de best scamma in UK". "Your phone is on speaker, Green tie, you idiot", said imperious Fiona, tetchily.

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"Twenty quid. And with it you get us a lot of fags plus lager, please", intoned Nick Ne'erdowell, aged 16. "OK lads it will be my pleasure." He shot away from the reprobates, whizzed past the local shop..and kept walking. "Three hundred and twenty quid!!" His mobile rang. Fiona said"....

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the group of local lads called The Geezers. These lads meant business. They believed in support for West Ham, playing video games, and drinking cheap cider, which, due to them being under age, they had to plead with adults to fetch for them. Four lads spotted Green tie. Smelly Delly, 14, strode up to Green tie. "Mate, go fetch us a few beers n fags mate?" "Go yourself..are you under legal age?"