Graham "Bling Swing" Davis, 35, thug, with greasy brown hair, sunglasses, and a demeanour exuding menace.
"Look he's there ", whispered Trixie.Yet Bertie lunged his lips at Trixie, causing her to leap .....
and Bertie would hope to sneak some strong kissing into the equation. This man was not about to relinquish the chance of kissing the delightful Trixie, looking......
you will get out of Trixie Trixiebell's car and begin pretending to kiss her."
"You mean kiss?" asked Bertie , feeling his number was up at last. Kiss kiss kiss ..mmmmm...Bertie agreed, eyeing as he did the...
texted back "No dad this is top secret..stop it now."
And so Billy stopped. He didn't tell his friends.
Back in the office, Trixie and Annabelle were in the corner, whispering over a map.
an agent has as a fundamental part of his duty, to keep a secret when involved in undercover work.
That notwithstanding, he went to the staff room and texted his old father Billy Jackie Wilberforce.
"Dad I am now an undercover detective.Yeeeesss..joy untold awaits.
I cannot describe how happy and joyful I am with it.
Bertie."
development in the role.
You will understand Bertram that we are committed to the fulfilment of certain obligations. Mr Callmenames was thick, bullish, and crude. As for now, we move forward. We will together....
stern supervisor, Annabelle Chiffon.
An aroma of fuchsia, roses and hydrangeas suffused the office.
Bertram knew his old boss, Gavin Callmenames , was leaving.
He didn't know that two women were coming in to replace him.
"Good morning" , chorused the women and Bertram in unison, smiles abundant.
"Can I....
Fast forward six months.
At a quiet Epsom church, Catherine made the name change from Killtheurge to Supermarket.
Only slightly less embarrassing than her old name but she was a millionaire now and so how and why would it all matter?
Gilby was the world's happiest man.
Eleanor Doorstop was doing charity work in Vietnam;Vinnie Dessicate was running a coconut products business doing a roaring trade in coconut flavoured snacks;Darren was serving time for fraud; and Mr and Mrs Florence Supermarket were happy now Gilby was hitched to someone.
The end.
New thread? New story? Poppy?
to the bathroom and were gone 8 minutes 35seconds?" asked Gilby."Oh call me a thief will you? You would need something worth thieving. State of the mansion is a disgrace", and with that, Cath started.... ...... ...
Cath . I mean a crowd of mice in a sack!!
Gilby got suspicious, he took the sack outside and let the mice scatter all over the lawn.
Tipping up the sack, a paltry 80 quid flew out in a small pile of paper.
"I know that these mice didn't cause this damage...who's got the money? ?" , said Gilby, determined to find the.....
a black banana which exuded a congealed liquid.
"Come to mine for dinner. Let's go" , called Cath gaily.
She said "Let's see how much is in the sack then" , and at that the two of them went to the room in question.
Their mouths dropped open with dismay.
"I can't believe anyone....
Gilby was none the wiser . An hour later, both parties in the house were satisfied...Gilby whispering sweet nothings in Ms Killtheurge's ear...she said
"Gilby I am not even certain I want to Killtheurge!!!"
Both laughed gaily.
Darren laughed, saying " Remooneraytion moit oh yes ..me remooneraytion", as he drove home.
An hour of recuperation later, Gilby wanted to check what is in the fridge. He went and....
have a close look at the bag...."Cor watch a!!
By the hair of Charles Dickens' beard. We have not so much a fousand as ten fousand " and out the door he strode, listening with mirth to the shrieks and giggles emanating from upstairs.
Gilby....
"Putting our money somewhere you will have to catch me to retrieve it!! " So it was that Cath Killtheurge ran round the house giggling, Gilby giggling and chasing her, his happiness.....