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  1. condescending manner. Gilby stated "Oh ..all handshakes in dark dingy corners now is it..did Gifttolizards give you a backhander to curry your favour?" PC Goldenboy declared inwardly that he would desperately crave being able to backhand Gilby right in the face ..curry my favour..I will curry your behind and feed it to a Rottweiler...but discretion being the better part of valour, Goldenboy said.."Have I any.....
  2. "Ahoy there shipmates...oi be Barney Gifttowomen...this clown drove off in my Ford Granada when he was under instruction. He got me to swap places. That involved me leaving the motor an his decision to droive away." "Mr Supermarket do you want to....
  3. I took it ....War and Peace...to Austria on holiday in 2014. My wife found it in my rucksack and admonished me as I had begun reading a huge novel in addition to carrying Tolstoy. Not tried it yet. As for your point regarding history and responsibility I feel we are all responsible for how history unfolds. Great post Angury.
  4. said acerbically "I...am Gilby Supermarket a man of means. Are you truly going to allow the....
  5. Not really Angury. Most are simply textbooks I think.
  6. Hello Angury. I like it . Am currently based in a forensic hospital.
  7. when Gilby gave his name the radio message crackles through. "Yeah Mr Supermarket was seen by a PC last night, roaming in a rainstorm in the wilds of ....
  8. Hi Angury. Yes I am up to my ears in this field since I am.a trained mental health nurse. You can also Google the mental health forum and fill your boots over there in the discussions. Have fun now.
  9. intercede . "Stay back lady...this is important police business", declared Gilby in a peremptory manner. "Do not try telling me what....
  10. lurched forward like a drunk on too much ale, a sheen of sweat lining Gilby's furrowed brow. "Criminal muppet" yelled Gilby, waving at the bald pate of Barney as it receded into the distance."If I am to learn I shall do...
  11. it would be worth it but he never had been a fan of breaking the law. "So tell me clever Dick...how do you forge the licences?" "Do not get clever wi me pal am tellin yer" replied Barney , trying not...
  12. "Calm down moit, am just toiking you to a quoiet cantry loin for a safety check" declared Barney. Once there Gilby had to sit in the driver's seat and fiddle with the mirrors."What can you see?" asked Barney
  13. said "let me borrow a post it note to let the plumber get a letter." "Phone him or text", declared Barney ,intuitive to the need a of his client, as ever. Gilby got out his phone. He blurted into the answer phone "look it's Gilby of Supermarket manor...am driving it's 9 a.m. so will be ready by 2pm bye." "Change places" said Barney, "as I need to take you somewhere quiet for your first lesson." Gilby wondered........
  14. that an angry driving instructor was ringing the doorbell. Gilby opened the window to find a wizened, small old man pressing the bell hard. 'Gilby Supermarket? You asleep? I am Barney Gifttowomen and a pal of mine sent me over. You booked lessons under the aegis of".. "Dont call me an eejit as I am not Irish" , declared Gilby in an acerbic manner.
  15. Gilby reported a flood at his mansion. "Now mite I am out partying so will see you first fing in ve mornin..say 3pm when oi awake again see?" Gilby agreed then went desolately to bed, a rich....
  16. Hazy. Warm. Grey skies but sun still out and shining .
  17. At 214 am Gilby awoke to a tremendous drumming sound of thumping thudding water pipes. Moving his feet he found he was wading through water, and sloshing his way to the bathroom he.....
  18. Sketches by Boz by Charles Dickens.
  19. I can think about it for a few weeks..since you were a grumpy boss all told", she declared morosely. Gilby left the pub, despondent. It was raining. He began to trudge manfully home. A fox flitted hopefully in front of Gilby, her orange coat beautiful in the dark night. On arrival home Gilby put on the taps and ran a hot bath. He went to the kitchen while the bath was running. He put....
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