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On 16/02/2021 at 6:33 PM, Raven said:

 

That doesn't surprise me...

 

13 hours ago, Chrissy said:

Oi! Cheeky!

:lol:

 

Sorry don't have anything to add just now but love this idea of a thread! So fantastic :D thank you, megustaleer.

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One day in the rain I got lost

Whilst Raven got his wires crossed

I looked for a sign

He'd been pulled back in line

Or into the garbage been tossed

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An author who should have known better

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An author who should have known better

Penned a Dear John letter

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An author who should have known better

Penned a Dear John letter

She wrote 'Hey Mr Sketter ...

Return my pink sweater!

 

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2 hours ago, itsmeagain said:

.. And then things will start to look better. 

 

Your turn to start the next one, Sean 😊

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A young man by the name of Sid Bater

Was a  bloke who grew such a big tater

In his garden each day... 

Edited by itsmeagain

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A young man by the name of Sid Bater

Decided to buy a large freighter

It sprung a big leak

Edited by poppy

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A young man by the name of Sid Bater

Decided to buy a large freighter

It sprung a big leak
He started to freak

As inside there sat three alligator

 

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A clueless young gent from the coast

Edited by Chrissy

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A clueless young gent from the coast

Had a woman named Maureen as host.... 
He let down her hair

Over shoulders bare

 

Edited by Raven

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A clueless young gent from the coast

Had a woman named Maureen as host.... 
He let down her hair

Over shoulders bare

Said 'You'd make a lovely pot roast! '

 

Bert Blewitt frequently said 

Edited by poppy

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7 hours ago, poppy said:

A clueless young gent from the coast

Had a woman named Maureen as host.... 
He let down her hair

Over shoulders bare

Said 'You'd make a lovely pot roast! '

 

Bert Blewitt frequently said 

That a pimple on his forehead... 

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15 minutes ago, megustaleer said:

Bert Blewitt frquently said

That a pimple on his forehead

Kept getting bigger

And please now don't snigger

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Bert Blewitt frequently said

That a pimple on his forehead

Kept getting bigger

And please now don't snigger

Bert, and Pimple now choose to be wed.

 

* * * 

 

A wolf made a classic mistake

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12 minutes ago, Chrissy said:

Bert Blewitt frequently said

That a pimple on his forehead

Kept getting bigger

And please now don't snigger

Bert, and Pimple now choose to be wed.

 

* * * 

 

A wolf made a classic mistake

When one day, upon her lunch break.. 

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A wolf made a classic mistake

When one day, upon her lunch break

She dressed as a sheep

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2 minutes ago, poppy said:

A wolf made a classic mistake

When one day, upon her lunch break

She dressed as a sheep

At the stile made a leap... 

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