be a selfish, egotistical, self absorbed, prat, and, were it not for an abiding , deep faith, in the ways , the works, of the Lord, he would claim benefits, drink beer, do cocaine, rip off all and sundry in business, and stand for parliament in the next election. However, the sheer dismal thought of having to spend time alongside the likes of BJ Johnson, Priti, and co, made him queasy.
'I am certain I read a piece where Michael Gove took a sandwich from a homeless man , as he felt hungry, when, in the eyes of the Lord, it is ' feast ye well
O righteous poor
Always welcome at God's door
If you're not so poor, but rich
Life is likely to be a bitch.'
Which, to our dear parson, meant that people will say bad things to you and worse behind your back.Only the other day he had read about the abuse wealthy footballers get due to being high profile.
Lost in reverie, God's divine plan became real, before his beady blue eyes, and so he failed to see...