If You Get to Heaven.....

[Coffin Nail]

Agnostics and athiests...please, this is just a game.

 

I love this game on the Actors Studio so I've pinched it.

 

When you get to Heaven what would you like God to say to you??

 

 

''Hey, you made it. Sorry and slugs and tomato blight chuck, your laptop's all set up, that book you were reading when you expired is on your bed. Help yourself to tea and Jaffa cakes.'

 

 

Your turn.

[ned]

Oh sorry, my mistake, you are 40 years too early, back you go.

[Nollaig]

What would I LIKE God to say to me?

 

Ummmm. 'I'm retiring soon, and we need a new God...'

[Nicola]

I would like him to say something along the lines of:

 

Hope you don't mind but we've had to give you a quiet corner of heaven. Just a small cottage amongst the lavender fields. Unfortunately it's always hot over there so I hope you don't like rain or snow too much. We've stocked the library with your favourites books, the fridge is full of desserts and the Masseuse will be over at 9am every morning. You also have the use of a servant should you require it......he's an Alexander Skarsgard look-a-like. Anyone you'd like to see again is only a phone call away

 

This is my idea of heaven!

[Raven]

What would I LIKE God to say to me?

 

Ummmm. 'I'm retiring soon, and we need a new God...'

 

Being a moderator is obviously going to someone's head! (Watch your back Michelle!).

 

How about:

 

"Yeah, that whole "organised" religion thing didn't really work out to well, did it?"

[Rawr]

I'd compliment him on his rather epic beard if I ever got there.

[Nollaig]

Being a moderator is obviously going to someone's head! (Watch your back Michelle!).

 

Hah, yeah, coz I wouldn't break down and cry under the pressure of actually RUNNING a forum. I just think it'd be fun to be God coz I'd totally change the rules and play tricks on people.

[Chrissy]

"Here's a map;

 

1) Library of all Books

2) Food Halls of all Foods

3) Countryside of your dreams

4) Temporary Change of Scenery Centre, to suit all moods.

 

Enjoy. "

[poppy]

Chrissy, yours sounds great but I would add to your map....

 

4. Awesome surround sound system with any music you want at the touch of a button

 

5. Visitors by invitation

 

6. Computer so you can still keep in touch with your 'earth' friends

[Johnny Carson Whit]

When you get to Heaven what would you like God to say to you??

 

You took the wrong elevator, you were meant to go down.......

[Kell]

I would hope She would say to me:

 

"Welcome to Heaven - the chocolate here is calorie-free!"

[Mac]

God would say to me:

 

"Ha ha ha! Good one! Now get on the floor and give me twenty, soldier!"

[Coffin Nail]

You took the wrong elevator, you were meant to go down.......

 

 

I'm not worried. I have a fab line in asbestos underwear.

[Johnny Carson Whit]

God: Now about that harem of virgins you were promised -

 

 

[Stephanie2008]

I would hope She would say to me:

 

"Welcome to Heaven - the chocolate here is calorie-free!"

Love it

[Readwine]

God says "You get to take care of all the dogs in Heaven and yes, they are allowed up on my couch"

[randa23]

God: I have decided to reincarnate you as a little boy in 2300.

[Ooshie]

The library's over there...

[StephenKingman]

"What the hell are YOU doing here, i see what you do at night"

[Weave]

'Paula, you were right'

[I'mRose]

Your dog is waiting for you in the large room full of books and desserts. And yes it's true just in heaven everyone is beautiful, but then again that true one earth as well y'all just have a problem with seeing it.

[sirinrob]

You have the Library of Babel at your finger tips and it all makes sense ( nod to Borges )

[Scarlette]

"So.. you made it after all..."

[Jim Mappelle]

You were right; bang on in fact; the young ones arrive 1st; as you always said, "how come all the bad things happen to the nice people"?..

Only 'down there my son; only down there'!

Anyway; how come it took you 60 years to get here? That tell you something does it?

Anyway; welcome to eternal reality!.....

Jim