Scarlette Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 Granted. But unfortunately people think you an insufferable know-it-all and refuse to speak to you. Sad really, but then you did ask for it, didn't you? I wish I had a time machine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charm Posted November 4, 2009 Share Posted November 4, 2009 Granted, but you get stuck in the year 1590, well before internet and easily accessable books so no book club forum or easy reading! I wish my kids would keep their rooms clean and tidy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morbid Hermit Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 Granted, you get home one day to find their rooms looking very clean and tidy - but they put loads of their stuff into your bedroom instead. I wish I was the fastest drummer IN THE WORLD! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Readwine Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 Granted. You are now the fastest drummer in the world and will not be caught by waiting anglers. The official name of a drummer is "eastern rock blackfish", but few anglers use that title, and it tends to cause confusion with the closely related luderick or blackfish (G. tricuspidata). East coast anglers also commonly call the black drummer a "pig". I wish that I could rescue more greyhounds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morbid Hermit Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 (In response to the 'official name of a drummer' thing', I search for 'greyhound official name', and spy the first result) - "the national leader in providing charter service". You have to keep numerous vehicles inside your house, or something. I wish I could 'speed read' really well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BookJumper Posted November 12, 2009 Share Posted November 12, 2009 Granted, but you'll never be able to revert to the pleasures of slow, easy reading when it suits you. I wish I could find a pantsuit that fit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morbid Hermit Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 Granted, but the only pantsuit you find which fits is bright pink, and has little pictures of frogs all over it. If you like bright pink clothes and little frogs, then maybe that's not so bad, but I'm assuming that's not quite what you're looking for... I wish I could drink as much alcohol as I wanted without any bad side-effects. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 I wish I could drink as much alcohol as I wanted without any bad side-effects. Granted, but sadly you get hit by a bus the next day. I wish purple elephant smiles! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KW Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 Granted, but the elephant has no teeth. I wish I could sleep at night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimitra Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 Granted, but you would have nightmares. I wish I had a boyfriend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrissy Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 Granted, but he follows you around everywhere like a little eager puppy dog, untl you are so fed up you want to mush him with a firm cucumber. I wish the wind would die down a little bit outside, it's so loud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morbid Hermit Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 Yes, it's been rather blustery recently, hasn't it! Well - the winds ease, the weather becomes pleasant, but unfortunately Martians attack, and giant tripods walk the land. If it's any consolation, I live in the South East of England too, so I also have to endure the Martians now. I wish I was the world's best illusionist, like a combination of Derren Brown and David Blaine times ten! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachel kay Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Granted, you're now so awesome at illusions that the world panics and decides to burn you at the stake. I wish I could stop and start time for as long as I wanted, whenever I wanted, as often as I wanted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charm Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Granted but when you stop time, you stop absolutely everything and are frozen in place. I wish I could teleport to wherever I want, when ever I wanted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrissy Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Granted. But only you can be transported ~ not your clothing! I wish that I didn't have to do the cooking on Christmas Day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbielleRose Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Granted. Instead your husband will hire a private chef to come and cater for you and yours. The chef burns everything and you find hair in your desert, then he leaves you to clean up the mess. I wish it would stop snowing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charm Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Granted. But only you can be transported ~ not your clothing! Granted. Instead your husband will hire a private chef to come and cater for you and yours. The chef burns everything and you find hair in your desert, then he leaves you to clean up the mess. I wish it would stop snowing. Granted. It stops .. for two minutes. I wish ice cream was medically proven to be good for you, non-fattening and needed everyday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbielleRose Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Granted, but there is only one flavor- shrimp. I wish I could meet the man I am supposed to marry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charm Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Granted but he's a pig of a man and you can't stand the sight of each other. I wish I could buy my dream car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbielleRose Posted December 23, 2009 Share Posted December 23, 2009 Granted, but you crash it shortly after driving it off the lot. I wish all of our soldiers have a good Christmas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vladd Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 Granted, but they are still stuck overseas I wish I had more time to read Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachel kay Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 Granted, You have more time to read but you've forgotten how and reading takes longer. I wish my purse had a never ending supply of money in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbielleRose Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 Granted, but it's Monopoly money. I wish I were thinner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rachel kay Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 Granted, But none of your clothes fit anymore. I wish there were more days in a weekend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nightingale Posted December 24, 2009 Share Posted December 24, 2009 Granted, but it'll rain non-stop every weekend. Wish i could grow my nails longer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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