Corrupt a Wish

[Scarlette]

Granted. But unfortunately people think you an insufferable know-it-all and refuse to speak to you. Sad really, but then you did ask for it, didn't you?

 

I wish I had a time machine.

[Charm]

Granted, but you get stuck in the year 1590, well before internet and easily accessable books so no book club forum or easy reading!

 

I wish my kids would keep their rooms clean and tidy

[Morbid Hermit]

Granted, you get home one day to find their rooms looking very clean and tidy - but they put loads of their stuff into your bedroom instead.

 

I wish I was the fastest drummer IN THE WORLD!

[Readwine]

Granted. You are now the fastest drummer in the world and will not be caught by waiting anglers. The official name of a drummer is "eastern rock blackfish", but few anglers use that title, and it tends to cause confusion with the closely related luderick or blackfish (G. tricuspidata). East coast anglers also commonly call the black drummer a "pig".

 

I wish that I could rescue more greyhounds.

[Morbid Hermit]

(In response to the 'official name of a drummer' thing', I search for 'greyhound official name', and spy the first result) - "the national leader in providing charter service". You have to keep numerous vehicles inside your house, or something.

 

I wish I could 'speed read' really well

[BookJumper]

Granted, but you'll never be able to revert to the pleasures of slow, easy reading when it suits you.

 

I wish I could find a pantsuit that fit.

[Morbid Hermit]

Granted, but the only pantsuit you find which fits is bright pink, and has little pictures of frogs all over it.

 

If you like bright pink clothes and little frogs, then maybe that's not so bad, but I'm assuming that's not quite what you're looking for...

 

I wish I could drink as much alcohol as I wanted without any bad side-effects.

[Raven]

I wish I could drink as much alcohol as I wanted without any bad side-effects.

 

Granted, but sadly you get hit by a bus the next day.

 

I wish purple elephant smiles!

[KW]

Granted, but the elephant has no teeth.

 

I wish I could sleep at night.

[Dimitra]

Granted, but you would have nightmares.

 

I wish I had a boyfriend.

[Chrissy]

Granted, but he follows you around everywhere like a little eager puppy dog, untl you are so fed up you want to mush him with a firm cucumber.

 

I wish the wind would die down a little bit outside, it's so loud.

[Morbid Hermit]

Yes, it's been rather blustery recently, hasn't it! Well - the winds ease, the weather becomes pleasant, but unfortunately Martians attack, and giant tripods walk the land.

 

If it's any consolation, I live in the South East of England too, so I also have to endure the Martians now.

 

I wish I was the world's best illusionist, like a combination of Derren Brown and David Blaine times ten!

[rachel kay]

Granted, you're now so awesome at illusions that the world panics and decides to burn you at the stake.

 

I wish I could stop and start time for as long as I wanted, whenever I wanted, as often as I wanted.

[Charm]

Granted but when you stop time, you stop absolutely everything and are frozen in place.

 

I wish I could teleport to wherever I want, when ever I wanted.

[Chrissy]

Granted. But only you can be transported ~ not your clothing!

 

I wish that I didn't have to do the cooking on Christmas Day.

[AbielleRose]

Granted. Instead your husband will hire a private chef to come and cater for you and yours. The chef burns everything and you find hair in your desert, then he leaves you to clean up the mess.

 

I wish it would stop snowing.

[Charm]

Granted. But only you can be transported ~ not your clothing!

 

 

Granted. Instead your husband will hire a private chef to come and cater for you and yours. The chef burns everything and you find hair in your desert, then he leaves you to clean up the mess.

 

I wish it would stop snowing.

 

Granted. It stops .. for two minutes.

 

I wish ice cream was medically proven to be good for you, non-fattening and needed everyday.

[AbielleRose]

Granted, but there is only one flavor- shrimp.

 

I wish I could meet the man I am supposed to marry.

[Charm]

Granted but he's a pig of a man and you can't stand the sight of each other.

 

I wish I could buy my dream car.

[AbielleRose]

Granted, but you crash it shortly after driving it off the lot.

 

I wish all of our soldiers have a good Christmas.

[Vladd]

Granted, but they are still stuck overseas

 

I wish I had more time to read

[rachel kay]

Granted, You have more time to read but you've forgotten how and reading takes longer.

 

I wish my purse had a never ending supply of money in it.

[AbielleRose]

Granted, but it's Monopoly money.

 

I wish I were thinner.

[rachel kay]

Granted, But none of your clothes fit anymore.

 

I wish there were more days in a weekend.

[nightingale]

Granted, but it'll rain non-stop every weekend.

 

Wish i could grow my nails longer.