The Limerick Game

[megustaleer]

A man named Muldoon from Nebraska.... 

Met a girl, but was too shy to ask her..

"Won't you go out tonight,

The moon shines so bright?"

Edited May 24, 2021 by megustaleer

[poppy]

A man named Muldoon from Nebraska.... 

Met a girl, but was too shy to ask her..

"Won't you go out tonight,

The moon shines so bright?"

But she's only interested in canasta.

 

Young Harold had a very strange trick

[itsmeagain]

Of pretending that he was named 

5 hours ago, poppy said:

A man named Muldoon from Nebraska.... 

Met a girl, but was too shy to ask her..

"Won't you go out tonight,

The moon shines so bright?"

But she's only interested in canasta.

 

Young Harold had a very strange trick

Of claiming that he was called Nick.... 

[poppy]

Young Harold had a very strange trick

Of claiming that he was called Nick

It all went pear shaped

[itsmeagain]

1 hour ago, poppy said:

Young Harold had a very strange trick

Of claiming that he was called Nick

It all went pear shaped

When in a cafe he vaped.... 

[megustaleer]

 

• Young Harold had a very strange trick

  Of claiming that he was called Nick

  It all went pear shaped

  When in a cafe he vaped.... 

  And the fumes made the customers sick

[megustaleer]

A book critic once tried to write

[lunababymoonchild]

A book critic once tried to write
In despondency he gave up the fight

[megustaleer]

A book critic once tried to write,

In despondecy he gave up the fight
His mind was a blank

 

[lunababymoonchild]

A book critic once tried to write,

In despondency he gave up the fight

His mind was a blank 

His prose truly stank 

His reviews conjured nothing but spite

Edited May 29, 2021 by lunababymoonchild

[lunababymoonchild]

There was a young lady from Billingsgay

[itsmeagain]

On 29/05/2021 at 10:09 PM, lunababymoonchild said:

There was a young lady from Billingsgay

Who never had particularly much to say.. 

[poppy]

There was a young lady from Billingsgay

Who never had particularly much to say

When she opened her mouth

[lunababymoonchild]

There was a young lady from Billingsgay

Who never had particularly much to say

When she opened her mouth
Her language went south

[itsmeagain]

8 hours ago, lunababymoonchild said:

There was a young lady from Billingsgay

Who never had particularly much to say

When she opened her mouth
Her language went south

And whatever she said then held sway. 

[itsmeagain]

A topic of great ill repute... 

[poppy]

A topic of great ill repute... 

When dressed in one's birthday suit

[itsmeagain]

3 hours ago, poppy said:

A topic of great ill repute... 

When dressed in one's birthday suit

If you dress like an eejit.... 

[muggle not]

A topic of great ill repute... 

When dressed in one's birthday suit

If you dress like an eejit....

But are named Briggitte 

[itsmeagain]

4 hours ago, muggle not said:

A topic of great ill repute... 

When dressed in one's birthday suit

If you dress like an eejit....

But are named Briggitte 

People will think you're such a galoot.... 

[itsmeagain]

A man called Clamden from Camden.... 

[muggle not]

A man called Clamden from Camden.... 

Rode a horse called Ramsden

[itsmeagain]

7 hours ago, muggle not said:

A man called Clamden from Camden.... 

Rode a horse called Ramsden

During his first race.... 

[megustaleer]

A man called Clamden from Camden.... 

Rode a horse called Ramsden

During his first race.... 

He fell on his face

[poppy]

A man called Clamden from Camden.... 

Rode a horse called Ramsden

During his first race.... 

He fell on his face

And he whooped with gay abandon.

 

Young Myrtle had a pet ferret