megustaleer Posted May 15, 2021 Author Posted May 15, 2021 A pirate's parrot named Polly St Butty With its swearing drove everyone nutty. It couldn't be staid, it's nuts it mislaid... So they sealed up its beak with some putty. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> A diet of chocolate and cheese Quote
poppy Posted May 16, 2021 Posted May 16, 2021 A diet of chocolate and cheese Caused Rodney to expand at the knees When he went to the shop For a giant lollipop Quote
itsmeagain Posted May 16, 2021 Posted May 16, 2021 21 minutes ago, poppy said: A diet of chocolate and cheese Caused Rodney to expand at the knees When he went to the shop For a giant lollipop He ate all the honey made by all the bees. Quote
poppy Posted May 18, 2021 Posted May 18, 2021 Tim Magennis on Isle of Wight Liked to curse and fight Quote
itsmeagain Posted May 18, 2021 Posted May 18, 2021 1 hour ago, poppy said: Tim Magennis on Isle of Wight Liked to curse and fight When he trained as a boxer.... Quote
megustaleer Posted May 18, 2021 Author Posted May 18, 2021 We seem to have forgotten, again, how a limerick is constructed. Quote
lunababymoonchild Posted May 18, 2021 Posted May 18, 2021 Tim Magennis on Isle of Wight Liked to curse and fight When he trained as a boxer.... As soon as he clocks her He tried to make everything right. There was a young lady from Whipsnade Quote
itsmeagain Posted May 18, 2021 Posted May 18, 2021 37 minutes ago, Hux said: There was a young lady from Whipsnade Who, on confronting a man with a switch blade Said hey there, ahoy.... Quote
lunababymoonchild Posted May 19, 2021 Posted May 19, 2021 There was a young lady from Whipsnade Who, on confronting a man with a switch blade Said hey there, ahoy.... As a distracting ploy Quote
itsmeagain Posted May 19, 2021 Posted May 19, 2021 9 hours ago, lunababymoonchild said: There was a young lady from Whipsnade Who, on confronting a man with a switch blade Said hey there, ahoy.... As a distracting ploy Then told the man hey mush your bed's made. Quote
poppy Posted May 20, 2021 Posted May 20, 2021 A rancid old man from Manchester... Had a soap maker as an ancestor Quote
itsmeagain Posted May 20, 2021 Posted May 20, 2021 20 hours ago, poppy said: A rancid old man from Manchester... Had a soap maker as an ancestor When he went for a shower.... Quote
itsmeagain Posted May 21, 2021 Posted May 21, 2021 7 hours ago, Hux said: A rancid old man from Manchester... Had a soap maker as an ancestor When he went for a shower.... He produced a scent like a flower And said, "If she smells nice then I'll best her." Quote
megustaleer Posted May 21, 2021 Author Posted May 21, 2021 A woman called Scilly, from Thames..... Invented some silly team games Quote
itsmeagain Posted May 23, 2021 Posted May 23, 2021 On 21/05/2021 at 8:53 AM, megustaleer said: A woman called Scilly, from Thames..... Invented some silly team games One was named Squillion.. Quote
poppy Posted May 23, 2021 Posted May 23, 2021 A woman called Scilly, from Thames..... Invented some silly team games One was named Squillion For bikes with a pillion Quote
lunababymoonchild Posted May 23, 2021 Posted May 23, 2021 (edited) 42 minutes ago, Hux said: A woman called Scilly, from Thames..... Invented some silly team games One was named Squillion.. In honour of a civilian Poppy has put that line in, you have the next Edited May 23, 2021 by lunababymoonchild Quote
megustaleer Posted May 23, 2021 Author Posted May 23, 2021 A man named Muldoon from Nebraska.... Met a girl, but was too shy to ask her.... Quote
muggle not Posted May 23, 2021 Posted May 23, 2021 (edited) A man named Muldoon from Nebraska.... Met a girl, but was too shy to ask her.. Won't you go out tonight Edited May 23, 2021 by muggle not Quote
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