The Limerick Game

[itsmeagain]

9 minutes ago, lunababymoonchild said:

Tickety tock look at the clock..

I think that it's time to get ready to rock 

Now here comes the answer 

 To "Who's the best dancer?"

The one in the prettiest frock

 

 

 

There was a young girl from Grimshaw

Who had a pet, Ron the jackdaw.. 

Edited April 23, 2021 by itsmeagain

[poppy]

There was a young girl from Grimshaw

Who had a pet, Ron the jackdaw.. 

He liked to steal keys

[itsmeagain]

4 hours ago, poppy said:

There was a young girl from Grimshaw

Who had a pet, Ron the jackdaw.. 

He liked to steal keys

And eat Gruyere cheese

[lunababymoonchild]

There was a young girl from Grimshaw

Who had a pet, Ron the jackdaw.. 

He liked to steal keys

And eat Gruyere cheese

And she got in trouble with the law

 

 

[lunababymoonchild]

There once was a man who stole stamps

[itsmeagain]

1 hour ago, Hux said:

There once was a man who stole stamps 

From the distracted clients of holiday camps

When he wrote his next letter.... 

[poppy]

There once was a man who stole stamps 

From the distracted clients of holiday camps

When he wrote his next letter

To a long standing debtor 

[muggle not]

There once was a man who stole stamps 

From the distracted clients of holiday camps

When he wrote his next letter

To a long standing debtor 

For he was nothing but a scamp

[muggle not]

There once was a man who stole stamps 

From the distracted clients of holiday camps

When he wrote his next letter

To a long standing debtor 

For he was nothing but a scamp

 

There was a young Lassie from Tallahassee

[poppy]

There was a young Lassie from Tallahassee

Who was most awfully gassy

[Chrissy]

There was a young Lassie from Tallahassee

Who was most awfully gassy

She tried holding it in

[lunababymoonchild]

There was a young Lassie from Tallahassee

Who was most awfully gassy

She tried holding it in

Got pricked by a pin

[itsmeagain]

1 hour ago, lunababymoonchild said:

There was a young Lassie from Tallahassee

Who was most awfully gassy

She tried holding it in

Got pricked by a pin

And was killed by hurricane Cassie. 

[itsmeagain]

Two fat blokes from the end of my street.... 

[Chrissy]

Two fat blokes from the end of my street....

Thought hedgehogs made the tenderest meat

[itsmeagain]

35 minutes ago, Chrissy said:

Two fat blokes from the end of my street....

Thought hedgehogs made the tenderest meat

This cruel delusion...... 

[itsmeagain]

8 minutes ago, Hux said:

Two fat blokes from the end of my street....

Thought hedgehogs made the tenderest meat

This cruel delusion..... 

Brought about a conclusion 

The fatties got no hedgehogs to eat. 

[itsmeagain]

Sad though it was... 

[lunababymoonchild]

Sad though it was... 
To be bereft of a cause

[poppy]

Sad though it was...

To be bereft of a cause 

John nonetheless 

Gave a keynote address

[megustaleer]

Sad though it was...

To be bereft of a cause 

John nonetheless 

Gave a keynote address

Which got a huge round of applause

[megustaleer]

 There once was a man with a dog

[megustaleer]

Ihere nce was a man with a dog

Which regularly barked at the fog

In a fret or a haar

[lunababymoonchild]

There once was a man with a dog

Which regularly barked at the fog

In a fret or a haar

He didn't get far

[itsmeagain]

36 minutes ago, Hux said:

There once was a man with a dog

Which regularly barked at the fog

In a fret or a haar

He didn't get far

Whenever he went for a jog

 

 

There once was an awful ventriloquist 

 

Who went to work always so pissed

Edited May 6, 2021 by itsmeagain