The Limerick Game

[poppy]

I love spaghetti the best

[megustaleer]

I love spaghetti the best

I dribble the sauce down my vest

[itsmeagain]

20 hours ago, poppy said:

I love spaghetti the best

I dribble sauce down my vest

Now I'll have a plateful... 

Edited April 16, 2021 by itsmeagain

[megustaleer]

I love spaghetti the best

I dribble sauce down my vest

Now I'll have a plateful...

And be forever grateful 

While the rest of my wardrobe goes west!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

 

An author of world-wide repute

[poppy]

An author of world-wide repute

Wore such disreputable suits

[itsmeagain]

8 minutes ago, poppy said:

An author of world-wide repute

Wore such disreputable suits

That when he went out.... 

[poppy]

An author of world-wide repute

Wore such disreputable suits

That when he went out ...

Like some mouldy bean sprout 

[itsmeagain]

29 minutes ago, poppy said:

An author of world-wide repute

Wore such disreputable suits

That when he went out ...

Like some mouldy bean sprout 

Someone shouted,,,' oh what a galoot.' 

[itsmeagain]

Fe fi fo fum....... 

[megustaleer]

too short for a first line

 

[poppy]

Fe fi fo fum.......

Said the father of a missing nun

Suspecting foul play

[Chrissy]

Fe fi fo fum.......

Said the father of a missing nun

Suspecting foul play

This big man searched all day, 

[poppy]

Fe fi fo fum.......

Said the father of a missing nun

Suspecting foul play

This big man searched all day, 

And found her down the pub drinking rum.

[poppy]

Jock was a cocky from Oz

 

 

Edited April 20, 2021 by poppy

[itsmeagain]

9 hours ago, poppy said:

Jock was a cocky from Oz

 

 

His fave Dickens character, Boz..... 

[itsmeagain]

7 hours ago, Hux said:

Jock was a cocky from Oz

His fave Dickens' character, Boz.....

On reading the novel 

 

 

He passed by a hovel... 

[Chrissy]

Jock was a cocky from Oz

His fave Dickens' character, Boz.....

On reading the novel

He passed by a hovel

Humming tunes by Monsieur Berlioz 

 

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There once was a camel named Rascal

[lunababymoonchild]

There once was a camel named Rascal
Who loved watching Dalziel and Pascoe

[poppy]

There once was a camel named Rascal
Who loved watching Dalziel and Pascoe

He'd sneak in the door

[muggle not]

There once was a camel named Rascal
Who loved watching Dalziel and Pascoe

He'd sneak in the door

And dirty the floor

[itsmeagain]

6 hours ago, muggle not said:

There once was a camel named Rascal
Who loved watching Dalziel and Pascoe

He'd sneak in the door

And dirty the floor

And then he'd tweet that his name's really Pascal. 

Edited April 22, 2021 by itsmeagain

[itsmeagain]

Tickety tock look at the clock.. 

[lunababymoonchild]

Tickety tock look at the clock..

I think that it's time to get ready to rock

[megustaleer]

Tickety tock look at the clock..

I think that it's time to get ready to rock 

Now here comes the answer 

 To "Who's the best dancer?"

[lunababymoonchild]

Tickety tock look at the clock..

I think that it's time to get ready to rock 

Now here comes the answer 

 To "Who's the best dancer?"

The one in the prettiest frock

 

 

 

There was a young girl from Grimshaw

Edited April 23, 2021 by lunababymoonchild