The Limerick Game

[lunababymoonchild]

There once was a lad at the zoo

Who very much liked the Gnu

[itsmeagain]

12 minutes ago, lunababymoonchild said:

There once was a lad at the zoo

Who very much liked the Gnu

When he went to the staff room 

[poppy]

There once was a lad at the zoo

Who very much liked the Gnu

When he went to the staffroom

Instead of the bathroom

[itsmeagain]

3 hours ago, poppy said:

There once was a lad at the zoo

Who very much liked the Gnu

When he went to the staffroom

Instead of the bathroom

He crouched down on the floor for a poo. 

[itsmeagain]

A time when there was no war.... 

[lunababymoonchild]

A time when there was no war..
So peaceful it would make you snore

[megustaleer]

A time when there was no war..

So peaceful it would make you snore

The bombs were unused 

And landmines defused

[poppy]

A time when there was no war..

So peaceful it would make you snore

The bombs were unused 

And landmines defused

And peace reigned on meadow and shore.

 

 Wilhelmina would just stand and stare

[lunababymoonchild]

Wilhelmina would just stand and stare
At something that was barely there

[poppy]

Wilhelmina would just stand and stare
At something that was barely there

On closer inspection

She's admiring her reflection

[lunababymoonchild]

Wilhelmina would just stand and stare
At something that was barely there

On closer inspection

She's admiring her reflection
Which was stunning, to be fair

Edited April 12, 2021 by lunababymoonchild

[lunababymoonchild]

There was a young man from Glasgow .......

[poppy]

There was a young man from Glasgow ......

Who triggered a global fiasco 

He developed a hack

[itsmeagain]

12 hours ago, poppy said:

There was a young man from Glasgow ......

Who triggered a global fiasco 

He developed a hack

Of lying on his back.... 

[poppy]

There was a young man from Glasgow ......

Who triggered a global fiasco 

He developed a hack

Of lying on his back

Whilst spouting his crazy manifesto

 

In the good old days of yore

[lunababymoonchild]

In the good old days of yore

It could not be said life was a bore

[itsmeagain]

18 hours ago, lunababymoonchild said:

In the good old days of yore

It could not be said life was a bore

If you went to a party... 

[poppy]

In the good old days of yore

It could not be said life was a bore

If you went to a party

And it turned all arty farty

[itsmeagain]

2 hours ago, poppy said:

In the good old days of yore

It could not be said life was a bore

If you went to a party

And it turned all arty farty

You could compensate by deciding to score. 

[itsmeagain]

2 hours ago, poppy said:

In the good old days of yore

It could not be said life was a bore

If you went to a party

And it turned all arty farty

You could compensate by deciding to score. 

[itsmeagain]

Albert Einstein went to bed...... 

[poppy]

Albert Einstein went to bed...... 

With a horrible cold in his head

[itsmeagain]

8 minutes ago, poppy said:

Albert Einstein went to bed...... 

With a horrible cold in his head

When he woke the next morning.... 

[megustaleer]

Albert Einstein went to bed...... 

With a horrible cold in his head

When he woke the next morning..

And light was just dawning

[poppy]

Albert Einstein went to bed...... 

With a horrible cold in his head

When he woke the next morning..

And light was just dawning

'E=MC squared!'