The Limerick Game

[itsmeagain]

23 hours ago, poppy said:

Roderick Rusk bought an elephant tusk

And some smelly old civet cat musk

When he went to the dentist 

A second rate apprentice 

Said I'm going to be pulling your teeth out til dusk. 🦊🤣

[itsmeagain]

Margaret Sarah went too soon..... 

[poppy]

Margaret Sarah went too soon

She got bit by a rabid raccoon

[itsmeagain]

18 hours ago, poppy said:

Margaret Sarah went too soon

She got bit by a rabid raccoon

When she looked at her wound..... 

[timebug]

Margaret Sarah went too soon

She got bit by a rabid raccoon

When she looked at her wound.....

 

she literally swooned,

Edited August 16, 2021 by timebug

[itsmeagain]

6 hours ago, timebug said:

Margaret Sarah went too soon

She got bit by a rabid raccoon

When she looked at her wound.....

 

she literally swooned,

Rnd gasping for air, she fell doon. 

[itsmeagain]

A man named Jim Bunn from Colchester.... 

Edited August 16, 2021 by itsmeagain

[poppy]

A man named Jim Bunn from Colchester

Dreamed of being a court jester

[itsmeagain]

When he went to the show...... 

[poppy]

A man named Jim Bunn from Colchester

Dreamed of being a court jester

When he went to the show

With his twangy banjo

[itsmeagain]

5 hours ago, poppy said:

A man named Jim Bunn from Colchester

Dreamed of being a court jester

When he went to the show

With his twangy banjo

He thought hey ho this turn will test yer..... 

[itsmeagain]

Mike Smith from Aberystwyth... 

[poppy]

Mike Smith from Aberystwyth

Was a fan of PG's Psmith

[itsmeagain]

14 hours ago, poppy said:

Mike Smith from Aberystwyth

Was a fan of PG's Psmith

When he read his new book

[Hayley]

Mike Smith from Aberystwyth

Was a fan of PG's Psmith

When he read his new book

A deep breath he took

[itsmeagain]

2 hours ago, Hayley said:

Mike Smith from Aberystwyth

Was a fan of PG's Psmith

When he read his new book

A deep breath he took

As he turned into a  wordsmith. 

Edited September 6, 2021 by itsmeagain

[itsmeagain]

Bobby Smith, down from West London... 

 

[poppy]

Bobby Smith, down from West London

To purchase his favourite cream bun

[lunababymoonchild]

Bobby Smith, down from West London

To purchase his favourite cream bun

He had a big burp

[itsmeagain]

On 12/09/2021 at 3:55 PM, lunababymoonchild said:

Bobby Smith, down from West London

To purchase his favourite cream bun

He had a big burp

Then took a big slurp 

[poppy]

Bobby Smith, down from West London

To purchase his favourite cream bun

He had a big burp

Then took a big slurp

With the sound of a blasting bren gun.

 

Miss Penny who hailed from Kilkenny

[itsmeagain]

Had a beau named Sean McIlvenny.... 

[timebug]

Miss Penny who hailed from Kilkenny
Had a beau named Sean McIlvenny.... 

 

When the two of them met,

[poppy]

Miss Penny who hailed from Kilkenny
Had a beau named Sean McIlvenny.... 

When the two of them met,

To their lasting regret

[itsmeagain]

On 21/09/2021 at 9:06 AM, poppy said:

Miss Penny who hailed from Kilkenny
Had a beau named Sean McIlvenny.... 

When the two of them met,

To their lasting regret

Sean fell over as he spent a penny.