The Limerick Game

[poppy]

A posh young chap from Tolpuddle

Got himself into a terrible muddle

Whilst learning to drive

[itsmeagain]

On 23/07/2021 at 10:42 AM, poppy said:

A posh young chap from Tolpuddle

Got himself into a terrible muddle

Whilst learning to drive

He nudged a beehive... 

[poppy]

A posh young chap from Tolpuddle

Got himself into a terrible muddle

Whilst learning to drive

He nudged a beehive

And his size puffed up by double

 

Erik, a plump lad from Norway

[itsmeagain]

21 hours ago, poppy said:

A posh young chap from Tolpuddle

Got himself into a terrible muddle

Whilst learning to drive

He nudged a beehive

And his size puffed up by double

 

Erik, a plump lad from Norway

Took an overnight ferry to Torbay..  

[poppy]

Erik, a plump lad from Norway

Took an overnight ferry to Torbay

He pigged out in the cafe

[itsmeagain]

4 hours ago, poppy said:

Erik, a plump lad from Norway

Took an overnight ferry to Torbay

He pigged out in the cafe

Met a girl named Melaffey

.. 

[poppy]

Erik, a plump lad from Norway

Took an overnight ferry to Torbay

He pigged out in the cafe

Met a girl named Melaffey

And unfortunately got stuck in a doorway

 

A lively young lassie from Glasgow 

[itsmeagain]

At a dance, met a bloke named Steve Hazgoe... 

[timebug]

They immediately clicked,

[itsmeagain]

12 hours ago, timebug said:

They immediately clicked,

And when they got nicked... 

[Hayley]

A lively young lassie from Glasgow

At a dance, met a bloke named Steve Hazgoe... 

They immediately clicked,

And when they got nicked...

They blew kisses through bars in the window.

 

There was a small puppy from Spain

[Hux]

There was a small puppy from Spain

A dachshund with a curious name 

[itsmeagain]

3 hours ago, Hux said:

There was a small puppy from Spain

A dachshund with a curious name 

Fernando the second... 

[poppy]

There was a small puppy from Spain

A dachshund with a curious name 

Fernando the second

His teeth were a weapon

[itsmeagain]

6 hours ago, poppy said:

There was a small puppy from Spain

A dachshund with a curious name 

Fernando the second

His teeth were a weapon

And they nibbled his human, named Jane. 

[itsmeagain]

Roderick Rusk bought an elephant tusk.... 

[poppy]

Roderick Rusk bought an elephant tusk

And some smelly old civet cat musk

[itsmeagain]

When he went to the dentist.... 

[poppy]

Roderick Rusk bought an elephant tusk

And some smelly old civet cat musk

When he went to the dentist 

A second rate apprentice 

[itsmeagain]

23 hours ago, poppy said:

Roderick Rusk bought an elephant tusk

And some smelly old civet cat musk

When he went to the dentist 

A second rate apprentice 

Said I'm going to be pulling your teeth out til dusk. 🦊🤣

[itsmeagain]

Margaret Sarah went too soon..... 

[poppy]

Margaret Sarah went too soon

She got bit by a rabid raccoon

[itsmeagain]

18 hours ago, poppy said:

Margaret Sarah went too soon

She got bit by a rabid raccoon

When she looked at her wound..... 

[timebug]

Margaret Sarah went too soon

She got bit by a rabid raccoon

When she looked at her wound.....

 

she literally swooned,

Edited August 16, 2021 by timebug

[itsmeagain]

6 hours ago, timebug said:

Margaret Sarah went too soon

She got bit by a rabid raccoon

When she looked at her wound.....

 

she literally swooned,

Rnd gasping for air, she fell doon.