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6 hours ago, poppy said:

Chip and Chuck were an adventurous pair

Chuck's hair was green, while Chip had no hair... 

When the two ventured forth

 

And went farther north.... 

Posted
26 minutes ago, Hux said:

Chip and Chuck were an adventurous pair

Chuck's hair was green, while Chip had no hair... 

When the two ventured forth

And went farther north

They encountered a barber with talent to spare 

 

There once was a sailor named Barnie 

9 hours ago, poppy said:

Whose mother was called Edith  Garny....... 

Posted

Just a mention that my last entry above, is not courtesy of poppy. For some reason the box saying poppy said would not go away. Something frequently fou d in replying on here. 😇Cannot blame poppy for my bilge. 🤣🤣

Posted
4 hours ago, itsmeagain said:

For some reason the box saying poppy said would not go away. Something frequently fou d in replying on here.

(I think it's probably trying to 'restore content'; remembering something you quoted but didn't post. If you click on the box that says Poppy and press backspace it should go :) )

 

There once was a sailor named Barnie 

Whose mother was called Edith  Garny

He purchased a boat

Posted
On 7/22/2021 at 4:09 AM, itsmeagain said:

Just a mention that my last entry above, is not courtesy of poppy. For some reason the box saying poppy said would not go away. Something frequently fou d in replying on here. 😇Cannot blame poppy for my bilge. 🤣🤣

Mwaahahaha... you'll never escape! :tease:

 

There once was a sailor named Barnie 

Whose mother was called Edith Garny

He purchased a boat

And along with a goat

He demolished a pile of spam sarnies.

 

A posh young chap from Tolpuddle

 

 

 

 

Posted
On 23/07/2021 at 10:42 AM, poppy said:

A posh young chap from Tolpuddle

Got himself into a terrible muddle

Whilst learning to drive

He nudged a beehive... 

Posted

A posh young chap from Tolpuddle

Got himself into a terrible muddle

Whilst learning to drive

He nudged a beehive

And his size puffed up by double

 

Erik, a plump lad from Norway

Posted
21 hours ago, poppy said:

A posh young chap from Tolpuddle

Got himself into a terrible muddle

Whilst learning to drive

He nudged a beehive

And his size puffed up by double

 

Erik, a plump lad from Norway

Took an overnight ferry to Torbay..  

Posted

Erik, a plump lad from Norway

Took an overnight ferry to Torbay

He pigged out in the cafe

Met a girl named Melaffey

And unfortunately got stuck in a doorway

 

A lively young lassie from Glasgow 

Posted

A lively young lassie from Glasgow

At a dance, met a bloke named Steve Hazgoe... 

They immediately clicked,

And when they got nicked...

They blew kisses through bars in the window.

 

There was a small puppy from Spain

Posted
6 hours ago, poppy said:

There was a small puppy from Spain

A dachshund with a curious name 

Fernando the second

His teeth were a weapon

And they nibbled his human, named Jane. 

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