The Limerick Game

[poppy]

 

A man named Jacques Deneuve from West Belgium

Incessantly chewed bubble gum

[itsmeagain]

When out with his mistress... 

[poppy]

A man named Jacques Deneuve from West Belgium

Incessantly chewed bubble gum

When out with his mistress

Being all surreptitious 

 

[itsmeagain]

12 hours ago, poppy said:

A man named Jacques Deneuve from West Belgium

Incessantly chewed bubble gum

When out with his mistress

Being all surreptitious 

 

He looked at another lady's bum. 

[itsmeagain]

Something simply isn't right, she said... 

Edited June 27, 2021 by itsmeagain

[poppy]

Something simply isn't right, she said

A dung beetle's climbed in my bed

[Hayley]

Something simply isn't right, she said

A dung beetle's climbed in my bed

It rolled up my sock 

[itsmeagain]

16 minutes ago, Hayley said:

Something simply isn't right, she said

A dung beetle's climbed in my bed

It rolled up my sock 

It  did not even knock.... 

[poppy]

There once was a singer from Egypt 

Who never could stick to the script

[itsmeagain]

When he went alto..... 

[poppy]

There once was a singer from Egypt 

Who never could stick to the script

When he went alto

It came out contralto

[itsmeagain]

8 hours ago, poppy said:

 

Sorry Hayley 

Edited July 7, 2021 by itsmeagain

[itsmeagain]

3 minutes ago, Hayley said:

There once was a singer from Egypt 

Who never could stick to the script

When he went alto

It came out contralto

His concert was one to be skipped!

 

 

There once was a bookshop in Bude 

Where the books had pictures so rude... 

[Hayley]

1 minute ago, itsmeagain said:

Where the books had pictures so rude... 

 

Itsmeagain, you start the new one! The internet in my area is acting up today, so my earlier post hadn't loaded in until after yours. I've deleted mine to avoid confusion. Sorry about that! 

[itsmeagain]

OK new one is.. 

 

A bloke named David from Bangor....... 

[poppy]

A bloke named David from Bangor

Could wake up the dead with his snore

[timebug]

A bloke named David from Bangor

Could wake up the dead with his snore

Although he tried hard,

[itsmeagain]

10 hours ago, timebug said:

A bloke named David from Bangor

Could wake up the dead with his snore

Although he tried hard,

Dipping his nose in lard..... 

[poppy]

A bloke named David from Bangor

Could wake up the dead with his snores

Although he tried hard,

Dipping his nose in lard

He still sounded like a wild  boar

 

Young Horace put beans up his nose

 

[itsmeagain]

12 hours ago, poppy said:

A bloke named David from Bangor

Could wake up the dead with his snores

Although he tried hard,

Dipping his nose in lard

He still sounded like a wild  boar

 

Young Horace put beans up his nose

 

Not as bad as Boris, heaven knows.... 

[poppy]

Young Horace put beans up his nose

Not as bad as Boris, heaven knows

But once they were there

[itsmeagain]

46 minutes ago, poppy said:

Young Horace put beans up his nose

Not as bad as Boris, heaven knows

But once they were there

As they ascended the stair.... 

[poppy]

Young Horace put beans up his nose

Not as bad as Boris, heaven knows

But once they were there

As they ascended the stair

He feared they would all decompose.

 

Chip and Chuck were an adventurous pair

[itsmeagain]

13 hours ago, poppy said:

Young Horace put beans up his nose

Not as bad as Boris, heaven knows

But once they were there

As they ascended the stair

He feared they would all decompose.

 

Chip and Chuck were an adventurous pair

Chuck's hair was green, while Chip had no hair... 

[poppy]

Chip and Chuck were an adventurous pair

Chuck's hair was green, while Chip had no hair... 

When the two ventured forth