The Limerick Game

[Hux]

A  young elephant, name of Jumbo..

Loved to eat filé gumbo

When he switched on the hob

He knocked off a knob

And relaxed with an episode of Columbo 

 

There once was a man from Botswana 

[itsmeagain]

His name was Cedric Agana

[Hux]

There once was a man from Botswana

His name was Cedric Agana 

On a trip to Gabon

[itsmeagain]

1 hour ago, Hux said:

There once was a man from Botswana

His name was Cedric Agana 

On a trip to Gabon

He drank gin with someone.... 

[lunababymoonchild]

There once was a man from Botswana

His name was Cedric Agana 

On a trip to Gabon

He drank gin with someone.... 
And walked home in a disorderly manner

[lunababymoonchild]

There once was a man called Ben Siller

Edited June 19, 2021 by lunababymoonchild

[Hux]

There once was a man called Ben Siller

Whose movie career was a thriller 

 

 

Edited June 19, 2021 by Hux

[itsmeagain]

1 hour ago, Hux said:

There once was a man called Ben Siller

Whose movie career was a thriller 

 

 

When he walked through the Bronx... 

[megustaleer]

There once was a man called Ben Siller

Whose movie career was a thriller 

When he walked through the Bronx... 

Amid hooting and honks

[itsmeagain]

8 hours ago, megustaleer said:

There once was a man called Ben Siller

Whose movie career was a thriller 

When he walked through the Bronx... 

Amid hooting and honks

He was mistaken for Arthur Miller. 

[itsmeagain]

When butter goes rancid these days.... 

[Hux]

When butter goes rancid these days....

Beneath hot beams of summer sun rays

[megustaleer]

When butter goes rancid these days....

Beneath hot beams of summer sun rays

The puddles of oil

[Hux]

When butter goes rancid these days....

Beneath hot beams of summer sun rays

The puddles of oil

Really do spoil 

 

 

 

Edited June 20, 2021 by Hux

[itsmeagain]

21 hours ago, Hux said:

When butter goes rancid these days....

Beneath hot beams of summer sun rays

The puddles of oil

Really do spoil 

 

 

 

Your toast in so many ways. 

[itsmeagain]

A man named Jacques Deneuve from West Belgium.... 

[poppy]

 

A man named Jacques Deneuve from West Belgium

Incessantly chewed bubble gum

[itsmeagain]

When out with his mistress... 

[poppy]

A man named Jacques Deneuve from West Belgium

Incessantly chewed bubble gum

When out with his mistress

Being all surreptitious 

 

[itsmeagain]

12 hours ago, poppy said:

A man named Jacques Deneuve from West Belgium

Incessantly chewed bubble gum

When out with his mistress

Being all surreptitious 

 

He looked at another lady's bum. 

[itsmeagain]

Something simply isn't right, she said... 

Edited June 27, 2021 by itsmeagain

[poppy]

Something simply isn't right, she said

A dung beetle's climbed in my bed

[Hayley]

Something simply isn't right, she said

A dung beetle's climbed in my bed

It rolled up my sock 

[itsmeagain]

16 minutes ago, Hayley said:

Something simply isn't right, she said

A dung beetle's climbed in my bed

It rolled up my sock 

It  did not even knock.... 

[Hux]

Something simply isn't right, she said

A dung beetle's climbed in my bed

It rolled up my sock

It didn't even knock 

And now it sits quietly on my head

 

There once was a singer from Egypt