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Posted
17 hours ago, poppy said:

A man called Clamden from Camden.... 

Rode a horse called Ramsden

During his first race.... 

He fell on his face

And he whooped with gay abandon.

 

Young Myrtle had a pet ferret

Who won every prize going, on merit.... 

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Young Myrtle had a pet ferret

Who won every prize going, on merit...

A polecat once said

The ferret was bred

With few polecat traits to inherit

 

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Young Bert took a dip in the river

Posted
1 hour ago, megustaleer said:

Young Myrtle had a pet ferret

Who won every prize going, on merit...

A polecat once said

The ferret was bred

With few polecat traits to inherit

 

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Young Bert took a dip in the river

Yet once in there his bones started to shiver... 

Posted
2 hours ago, Hux said:

Young Bert took a dip in the river

Yet once in there his bones started to shiver...

To remedy such chills 

He downed some green pills.. 

Posted
1 hour ago, Hux said:

There once was a kitten called Merlin

Whose human was called Rita Girling....

With a catnip addiction

And a hearty conviction 

That his demeanour was nothing short of sterling. 

Posted
8 hours ago, megustaleer said:

There once was a man called Ben Siller

Whose movie career was a thriller 

When he walked through the Bronx... 

Amid hooting and honks

He was mistaken for Arthur Miller. 

Posted
21 hours ago, Hux said:

When butter goes rancid these days....

Beneath hot beams of summer sun rays

The puddles of oil

Really do spoil 

 

 

 

Your toast in so many ways. 

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