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1 hour ago, lunababymoonchild said:

A pirate's parrot named Polly St Butty

With its swearing drove everyone nutty

It couldn't be staid

It's  nuts it mislaid... 

Posted

A pirate's parrot named Polly St Butty

With its swearing drove everyone nutty.

It couldn't be staid,

it's nuts it mislaid...

So they sealed up its beak with some putty.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

 

A diet of chocolate and cheese

 

 

 

 

Posted
21 minutes ago, poppy said:

A diet of chocolate and cheese 

Caused Rodney to expand at the knees

When he went to the shop

For a giant lollipop

He ate all the honey made by all the bees. 

Posted
9 hours ago, lunababymoonchild said:

There was a young lady from Whipsnade

Who, on confronting a man with a switch blade 

Said hey there, ahoy.... 
As a distracting ploy

Then told the man hey mush your bed's made. 

Posted

A rancid old man from Manchester... 

Had a soap maker as an ancestor 

When he went for a shower....

He produced a scent like a flower 

Posted
7 hours ago, Hux said:

A rancid old man from Manchester... 

Had a soap maker as an ancestor 

When he went for a shower....

He produced a scent like a flower 

And said, "If she smells nice then I'll best her." 

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