The Limerick Game

[itsmeagain]

A  black Porsche Jimmy bought in Dalkeith... 

[Chrissy]

A  black Porsche Jimmy bought in Dalkeith.

Purred like a tiger without any teeth

[Hux]

A  black Porsche Jimmy bought in Dalkeith.

Purred like a tiger without any teeth

In a fit of panic

[lunababymoonchild]

A  black Porsche Jimmy bought in Dalkeith.

Purred like a tiger without any teeth

In a fit of panic
He got a mechanic

[megustaleer]

A  black Porsche Jimmy bought in Dalkeith.

Purred like a tiger without any teeth

In a fit of panic
He got a mechanic

To delve in the workings beneath.

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My Pa was a trifle erratic

[poppy]

My Pa was a trifle erratic

Some called him over dramatic 

[Chrissy]

My Pa was a trifle erratic

Some called him over dramatic 

Like a harpy he'd scream

[megustaleer]

My Pa was a trifle erratic

Some called him over dramatic

Like a harpy he'd scream

Or just sit and dream

[muggle not]

My Pa was a trifle erratic

Some called him over dramatic

Like a harpy he'd scream

Or just sit and dream

Of the Antiques in the attic

 

There was a Lad from Trinidad

[Hux]

There was a lad from Trinidad

Who instigated a rather curious fad

[megustaleer]

There was a lad from Trinidad

Who instigated a rather curious fad.

With mango and lime

[poppy]

There was a lad from Trinidad

Who instigated a rather curious fad.

With mango and lime

And a pinch of wild thyme

[megustaleer]

There was a lad from Trinidad

Who instigated a rather curious fad.

With mango and lime

And a pinch of wild thyme

As a shampoo it wasn't too bad.

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If I had  a few folk come for supper

 

[itsmeagain]

I'd feed them all seeds of black dupper....

Edited May 9, 2021 by itsmeagain

[Hux]

If I had a few folk come for supper

I'd feed them all seeds of black dupper

As an exciting dessert 

[itsmeagain]

21 minutes ago, Hux said:

If I had a few folk come for supper

I'd feed them all seeds of black dupper

As an exciting dessert 

Which I'll share with Pa Burt....

[poppy]

If I had a few folk come for supper

I'd feed them all seeds of black dupper

As an exciting dessert 

Which I'll share with Pa Burt

And rate it jolly good tucker

 

I like to put beans in my ears

Edited May 10, 2021 by poppy

[Hux]

I like to put beans in my ears 

Whenever aunt Margaret appears 

[muggle not]

I like to put beans in my ears 

Whenever aunt Margaret appears 

She swears a storm

[megustaleer]

 like to put beans in my ears 

Whenever aunt Margaret appears 

She swears a storm,

For it's very bad form

[Hux]

I like to put beans in my ears 

Whenever aunt Margaret appears 

She swears a storm,

For it's very bad form

As she's worked at the Heinz factory for years 

 

There once was a chap from Wetwang

Edited May 10, 2021 by Hux

[itsmeagain]

3 hours ago, Hux said:

I like to put beans in my ears 

Whenever aunt Margaret appears 

She swears a storm,

For it's very bad form

As she's worked at the Heinz factory for years 

 

There once was a chap from Wetwang

Whose farts made a sound that fair sang... 

[lunababymoonchild]

 

There once was a chap from Wetwang

Whose farts made a sound that fair sang... 
When a small one let off

[lunababymoonchild]

There once was a chap from Wetwang

Whose farts made a sound that fair sang... 
When a small one let off
In his trousers he coughed

[Hux]

There once was a chap from Wetwang

Whose farts made a sound that fair sang... 
When a small one let off

In his trousers he coughed

And the scent took control of the land 

 

A pirate's parrot named Polly St Butty