The Limerick Game

[muggle not]

There once was a man who stole stamps 

From the distracted clients of holiday camps

When he wrote his next letter

To a long standing debtor 

For he was nothing but a scamp

[muggle not]

There once was a man who stole stamps 

From the distracted clients of holiday camps

When he wrote his next letter

To a long standing debtor 

For he was nothing but a scamp

 

There was a young Lassie from Tallahassee

[poppy]

There was a young Lassie from Tallahassee

Who was most awfully gassy

[Chrissy]

There was a young Lassie from Tallahassee

Who was most awfully gassy

She tried holding it in

[lunababymoonchild]

There was a young Lassie from Tallahassee

Who was most awfully gassy

She tried holding it in

Got pricked by a pin

[itsmeagain]

1 hour ago, lunababymoonchild said:

There was a young Lassie from Tallahassee

Who was most awfully gassy

She tried holding it in

Got pricked by a pin

And was killed by hurricane Cassie. 

[itsmeagain]

Two fat blokes from the end of my street.... 

[Chrissy]

Two fat blokes from the end of my street....

Thought hedgehogs made the tenderest meat

[itsmeagain]

35 minutes ago, Chrissy said:

Two fat blokes from the end of my street....

Thought hedgehogs made the tenderest meat

This cruel delusion...... 

[Hux]

Two fat blokes from the end of my street....

Thought hedgehogs made the tenderest meat

This cruel delusion..... 

Brought about a conclusion 

[itsmeagain]

8 minutes ago, Hux said:

Two fat blokes from the end of my street....

Thought hedgehogs made the tenderest meat

This cruel delusion..... 

Brought about a conclusion 

The fatties got no hedgehogs to eat. 

[itsmeagain]

Sad though it was... 

[lunababymoonchild]

Sad though it was... 
To be bereft of a cause

[Hux]

Sad though it was...

To be bereft of a cause 

John nonetheless 

[poppy]

Sad though it was...

To be bereft of a cause 

John nonetheless 

Gave a keynote address

[megustaleer]

Sad though it was...

To be bereft of a cause 

John nonetheless 

Gave a keynote address

Which got a huge round of applause

[megustaleer]

 There once was a man with a dog

[Hux]

There once was a man with a dog

Which regularly barked at the fog

[megustaleer]

Ihere nce was a man with a dog

Which regularly barked at the fog

In a fret or a haar

[lunababymoonchild]

There once was a man with a dog

Which regularly barked at the fog

In a fret or a haar

He didn't get far

[Hux]

There once was a man with a dog

Which regularly barked at the fog

In a fret or a haar

He didn't get far

Whenever he went for a jog

 

 

There once was an awful ventriloquist 

 

Edited May 6, 2021 by Hux

[itsmeagain]

36 minutes ago, Hux said:

There once was a man with a dog

Which regularly barked at the fog

In a fret or a haar

He didn't get far

Whenever he went for a jog

 

 

There once was an awful ventriloquist 

 

Who went to work always so pissed

Edited May 6, 2021 by itsmeagain

[lunababymoonchild]

There once was an awful ventriloquist 

Who went to work always so pissed

He couldn't say much

[muggle not]

3 hours ago, lunababymoonchild said:

There once was an awful ventriloquist 

Who went to work always so pissed

He couldn't say much

He avoided every touch

Edited May 7, 2021 by muggle not

[itsmeagain]

11 hours ago, muggle not said:

He avoided every touch

And every chance, he missed.