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Fe fi fo fum.......

Said the father of a missing nun

Suspecting foul play

This big man searched all day, 

And found her down the pub drinking rum.

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Jock was a cocky from Oz

His fave Dickens' character, Boz.....

On reading the novel 

 

 

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Jock was a cocky from Oz

His fave Dickens' character, Boz.....

On reading the novel

He passed by a hovel

Humming tunes by Monsieur Berlioz 

 

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There once was a camel named Rascal

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6 hours ago, muggle not said:

There once was a camel named Rascal
Who loved watching Dalziel and Pascoe

He'd sneak in the door

And dirty the floor

And then he'd tweet that his name's really Pascal. 

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Tickety tock look at the clock..

I think that it's time to get ready to rock 

Now here comes the answer 

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Tickety tock look at the clock..

I think that it's time to get ready to rock 

Now here comes the answer 

 To "Who's the best dancer?"

The one in the prettiest frock

 

 

 

There was a young girl from Grimshaw

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9 minutes ago, lunababymoonchild said:

Tickety tock look at the clock..

I think that it's time to get ready to rock 

Now here comes the answer 

 To "Who's the best dancer?"

The one in the prettiest frock

 

 

 

There was a young girl from Grimshaw

Who had a pet, Ron the jackdaw.. 

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