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There was a young man from Glasgow ......

Who triggered a global fiasco 

He developed a hack

Of lying on his back

Whilst spouting his crazy manifesto

 

In the good old days of yore

Posted
2 hours ago, poppy said:

In the good old days of yore

It could not be said life was a bore

If you went to a party

And it turned all arty farty

You could compensate by deciding to score. 

Posted
2 hours ago, poppy said:

In the good old days of yore

It could not be said life was a bore

If you went to a party

And it turned all arty farty

You could compensate by deciding to score. 

Posted

I love spaghetti the best

I dribble sauce down my vest

Now I'll have a plateful...

And be forever grateful 

Posted

I love spaghetti the best

I dribble sauce down my vest

Now I'll have a plateful...

And be forever grateful 

While the rest of my wardrobe goes west!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

 

An author of world-wide repute

Posted
29 minutes ago, poppy said:

An author of world-wide repute

Wore such disreputable suits

That when he went out ...

Like some mouldy bean sprout 

Someone shouted,,,' oh what a galoot.' 

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