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1 hour ago, lunababymoonchild said:

In the good old days of yore

Every town had it's own bookstore

If you wanted to read

To fulfil a need

Don't buy a book that will bore. 

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2 hours ago, lunababymoonchild said:

A man by the name of D. Crepit....

Once cooked a whole horse and then ate it.
When he felt sick

He took a red candle  wick... 

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A man by the name of D. Crepit....

Once cooked a whole horse and then ate it.
When he felt sick

Took a red candle  wick...

As if that would help him forget it!

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Some people who think they are funny

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Some people who think they are funny

Should be given a run for their money

With a competitive streak 

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Some people who think they are funny

Should be given a run for their money

With a competitive streak 

And a chubby physique 

Their idea of humour is crummy

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With my appetite sated by chocs

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With my appetite sated by chocs

I can't even fit in my socks!

A good diet is required

But I'm far too tired

And my urge for food never stops

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One morning on the Scarborough sands 

A cross donkey, I understand ...

Took one look at the queue

Didn't quite like the view

And butted heads like Ferdinand

 

Young Fred had a thing about trains

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2 hours ago, poppy said:

One morning on the Scarborough sands 

A cross donkey, I understand ...

Took one look at the queue

Didn't quite like the view

And butted heads like Ferdinand

 

Young Fred had a thing about trains

He was not, though, equipped with much brains.. 

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