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17 minutes ago, poppy said:

Rock and Roll is the answer to life

Heavy metal causes far too much strife

When thinking of music.... 

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Rock and Roll is the answer to life

Heavy metal causes far too much strife

When thinking of music.... 

Take care when you choose it

Or you could scare away all the wildlife

 

Young Harold, he liked to eat mud

Posted
9 hours ago, poppy said:

Rock and Roll is the answer to life

Heavy metal causes far too much strife

When thinking of music.... 

Take care when you choose it

Or you could scare away all the wildlife

 

Young Harold, he liked to eat mud

When washing up, soap turned to sud.... 

Posted
2 hours ago, lunababymoonchild said:

Young Harold, he liked to eat mud

When washing up, soap turned to sud.... 

He got into a lather

Talked a load of old blather.. 

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Young Harold, he liked to eat mud

When washing up, soap turned to sud.... 

He got into a lather

Talked a load of old blather

And sprayed a humongous bubbly mud flood.

 

In Alaska, there once was a moose

Posted (edited)
39 minutes ago, lunababymoonchild said:

In Alaska there once was a moose

Fell in love with a Canada goose.
Their love was forbidden

They kept it well hidden

Edited by itsmeagain
Posted
9 hours ago, poppy said:

There once was a lady called Maud

Who was often found travelling abroad

When she went to France

She liked to belly dance

Then she never ever got bored. 

Posted

A solicitor named Benny Jerry

Liked to dress as a hairy fairy

When he dressed up in drag.... 

Went outside for a fag

Got nabbed by the con-stab-u-lary

 

 Mud wrestling was Murgatroyd's favourite thing

Posted (edited)
18 minutes ago, Chrissy said:

Mud wrestling was Murgatroyd's favourite thing

The grace found in a clay covered fling

When he went to Leeds

Edited by itsmeagain
Posted

Mud wrestling was Murgatroyd's favourite thing

The grace found in a clay covered fling

When he went to Leeds

To fulfill his needs

It made his muddy ol' heart start to sing!

 

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