The last one to post here wins

[muggle not]

How do you know?

[itsmeagain]

On 17/04/2021 at 2:34 AM, muggle not said:

How do you know?

I ate a square in  a square. downtown last year. Afterwards I felt like a square. 👀🙄🤣

[muggle not]

Did you also look like a square?

[itsmeagain]

A man from Belfast named O'Hare

Bought for his son a teddy bear

A gift  that was awful 

But clearly lawful 

And made his adult son look so square. 🤣😂🙄

 

[muggle not]

10 hours ago, itsmeagain said:

A man from Belfast named O'Hare

Bought for his son a teddy bear

A gift  that was awful 

But clearly lawful 

And made his adult son look so square. 🤣😂🙄

 

That is good but I don't know how to play that game. Guess the brain surgery I had left me a few marbles short.

[itsmeagain]

7 hours ago, muggle not said:

That is good but I don't know how to play that game. Guess the brain surgery I had left me a few marbles short.

Hardly the case Muggle. 

[muggle not]

Which reminds me, I am having a case of wine being delivered today. 

 

[itsmeagain]

Whine. 

Wine. 

 

Any similar examples?? 

[muggle not]

6 hours ago, itsmeagain said:

Whine. 

Wine. 

 

Any similar examples?? 

Yes, strawberries. Wine doesn't actually go well on my morning cereal.

 

 

[itsmeagain]

Wine  whine. 

Stake steak. Brake  break. 

Phishing fishing. 

[muggle not]

I like:

 Wine - Strawberries

But if that doesn't work how about:

Male - Mail 

 

[itsmeagain]

Wail  whale  wale

Sail sale 

Bail bale

Tail tale. 

[muggle not]

To - Two - Too

[itsmeagain]

So sew sow

[muggle not]

Buy - By - Bye

[Hux]

Rhyme - Rime 

[muggle not]

Spring is sprung

The grass is riz

I wonder where the birdies is

[lunababymoonchild]

Some say the bird is on the wing

But that's absurd, the wing is on the bird!

[Raven]

25 minutes ago, lunababymoonchild said:

 

Some say the bird is on the wing

But that's absurd, the wing is on the bird!

 

 

Unless it's in a Bargain Bucket.

 

[muggle not]

The bucket's got a hole in it.

[Raven]

Of course it has; how would you get the delicious wings out if there were no hole?

 

[muggle not]

Wings are on a Dove not in no bucket.

 

Edited May 19, 2021 by muggle not

[Raven]

Bars of soap do not have wings.

[muggle not]

2 hours ago, Raven said:

Bars of soap do not have wings.

No wings? How does it fly?

[Raven]

I'm not sure fly is quite the right word...