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The Mighty Boosh Series 1 "Anyone seen my frog?" "You smoked it" And to think, i never watched it when it was on tv cos i thought i'd hate it

Do you ever bite the ends off and then suck tea through it? You gotta be quick to get it in your mouth but it is delicious

Good luck

A man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw a man eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. "Why are you eating grass?" he asked the man. "I don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "Oh, please come to my house!" "But sir, I have a wife and four children..." "Bring them along!" the rich man said. They all climbed into the limo. Once underway, the poor fellow said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for offering to feed us." The rich man replied, "No problem at all - the grass at my house is over three feet tall!" 　 　 　 Someone keeps adding soil to my allotment overnight. It's an absoute mystery as to why though? The plot thickens... 　 　 　 A teacher spotted little Johnny drawing pictures. She asks, "What are you drawing?" "I'm drawing God." little Johnny replies. The teacher paused and then says, "But nobody knows what he looks like." "They will in a minute." he replies. 　 　 　 Land Line users: Save

I hate not finishing a book no matter how bad it is so when i get one that i don't like it can seem like a chore to finish it

There is a really annoying one about a Gummi Bear at the minute

This Town Ain't Big Enough For The Both Of Us - Sparks

An orange, a little too bitter though

Tulips Xbox or Playstation?

Puppies Sweet or Sour?

There really are no words

Nightmare On Elm Street: Wes Cravens New Nightmare

Very, very little, in fact, nothing

Town Called Malice - The Jam

Something Special

I'm so Indie, I liked the River Thames before it was main stream. 　 　 I woke up this morning to the sound of birds tweeting... ...wonder where they got the laptops from 　 　 　 A new nightclub has just opened down the road and they are offering free drinks all night for just under 20 quid... So tonight I'm gonna party like it's

In For The Kill - LaRoux

Who Wants To Live Forever - Queen

If you spent

Hello

Bruce Almighty

Casino

Dammit!! We don't have a Morrisons