Okay I was going to start with Stephen Fry's Moab Is My Washpot after deciding it as my next read, but I was just recently emailed a PDF file of The Crimson Knights by James M Watts; a review copy for on here, which I might as well get stuck into first. It's only 194 pages so it shouldn't be too much of a long read, then I can get back to working on my to-be-read pile; God knows it needs the work for sure.
Synopsis:
The Crimson Knights are the descendants of a long line of chosen warriors from the planet Tempurr. In 1950, the six Crimson Knights, opposed to the Numarian government's slavery of the Galilian people, used the power of the Crimson Light to rebel against the Numarian Empire and flee to Earth. In 2010, after their assassination in the late 1990s, their mantle was passed on to their sons to carry on with their fathers' legacy. Now with the mysterious appearance of the Tempurr Plates, the key to opening Rautpa's Gate, a portal that could unleash Armageddon upon both worlds, the young knights must square off against the evil corporation of Chemtech and the Galilian rebel group the Reapers in order to prevent total chaos. All the while and unknown to all parties involved, a mysterious figure with unimaginable power, known only as Bruce, and his assistant, a homicidal ex-priest from Alabama, are carrying out their own agenda, one even more sinister than that of Rautpa's Gate.
Seems to be a bit of a tangle of information, but I'll see how I get on.