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poppy

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  1. We get fallow deer coming into our garden at night to eat fruit at this time of year. They leap effortlessly over fences and gates. We also have wild pigs which make a real mess digging up paddocks. Neither are native to NZ and considered a pest ( as are rabbits, possums, stoats, ferrets, wild goats and several other animals).
  2. our beloved and revered visitors. Let me assist you in rectifying your unfortunate mistake.' 'I didn't make any mistake,' muttered Fiona. 'I TOLD you not to use that dodgy looking guy, it's your own fault,' hissed Rosie. We will leave them bickering away there and get back to more important subjects ... namely me. Left all alone, I was manfully coping with everything at home by myself. Not only the running of a hectically busy cat cafe (three customers today), but I had to organise to have my laundry, cooking, dishes, bed-making and cleaning all done. It was enough to ...
  3. about offering a very good rate for exchanging GBP into yen, and that cheered Fiona up, but Rosie didn't think it was a very good idea. She said they should go through official channels, but Fiona ignored her and did a deal, which ended up ...
  4. 's sole grasp of the language stalled at konnichiwa and sayonara and even then was very vague to their meaning. She tried them out now in an unintelligible accent. Hiro just shook his head and muttered something under his breath which loosely translated to 'these foreigners are bonkers'. They plodded on searching for customs, dragging their overweight suitcases, one of which had lost a wheel and the other now sporting a broken handle. Fiona was starting to get tetchy and Rosie began to wish ...
  5. Au Reservoir by Guy Fraser-Sampson. A sequel to E.F Benson's Mapp and Lucia novels. He does a pretty good job.
  6. lolly papers, orange peel, chip packets and other bits of detritus careless people had dropped. She was shaking her head and muttering to herself unintelligibly but stopped when Fiona addressed her. She pointed to a long queue snaking off into the distance, so the girls joined the end resignedly. Unfortunately ...
  7. discovering, when he came to, that he was handcuffed to a lamppost and was surrounded by a group of jeering and mocking youngsters. We'll leave him there, suffice it to say he was released some time later by a passing policeman, but he never dared show his face at Johnny and Rosie's Cat Cafe. Lesson learned. Time to ...
  8. surrounding this altercation were hushed up, so there were no repercussions. It was the work of a moment to strip Freddie to the waist, dress him in a purple and pink tutu, pop a pair of cat's ears on his head and bundle his floppy, unresisting body into the car. Checking we had handcuffs and plenty of fish, we headed for ...
  9. week, bright and early (well, early anyway, it was an overcast sort of day, threatening rain) I rolled up to Looby Lu's and there was Gimmick waiting, all excited and expectant like. 'Well,' he said, 'what have you got lined up for me?' 'Just you wait and see! But let's have a little snifter first.' Priscilla had popped a couple of sleeping pills into his drink so now all we had to do was ...
  10. Seven left ((I've crossed out the ones found)
  11. ... well, toe really. When he came hurtling at me like a crazy ball of fury, he accidentally made contact with my steel-capped boot. Hurt like hell. I swear he dented my boot. Head like a rock. He didn't even pause, clawed his way straight up my leg and spat in my face. God rest his soul.' 'So what makes you want to invest in OUR business, Frederick?' 'I thought that would be obvious ...
  12. overpowering. But the beer was cheap and since I was shouting, this was the main factor. 'Now let's get down to business, Freddie,' I said when we were settled in a well ventilated area of the pub, a frothy warm beer in front of us. 'What sort of figure are you thinking of as an investment in our very profitable enterprise?' 'Of course, I'd have to see your books and show them to my accountant. But anything up to five hundred.' I choked on my beer, 'Fi ... fi ... five hundred thousand?' I stuttered. 'No, you dunderhead! Five hundred dollars! Do you think I'm...
  13. Nearly all these are correct, according to the answers, but ... The cheese one is 'Big Cheese.' The bird one is 'As bald as a coot.' This leaves 5 not found. Hints : cake cherry screw lip joker platter knot eggshells cat ( another one) socks feet rags
  14. a long time since we've done some female bonding.' 'I'm sure you don't need to go to Japan to bond, can't you do that underwater diving or at a zoo or the Bermuda Triangle or something? And Ms Foghorn, BSC, Dip Stick, University of Dunghill, where do you get off laying down the law to me!! I think it's time you just ...
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