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Long Time Gone ~ Crosby, Stills and Nash

she hung up. Next minute, who should walk in ...but Daddy! 'Family!' he cried, 'I have news, wonderful news! I was sitting in me basement, having forty winks and Mrs Twiddlepass was doing a bit of light dusting. Knocked me favourite Toby Jug clean off the shelf, clumsy old bat, she'll have to go, it sconed me fair on the swede! But omnis nubes habet argentum oblinit, and all that, the amazing thing is ...

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what you'd expect from a so-called professional. We were going to let the matter rest, but since you've seen fit to contact us, my wife and I would now like to lay a complaint about Ms Snoezelem's inappropriate behavior.' 'Mr Horrible? Repulsive? Disgusting? I can't remember your name?' 'A further example of your business's abysmal incompetence,' I said. 'We're not used to .. err ..dealing with ..err ..complaints? We'll ..err ..

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explanation for this unfortunate behavior? We don't usually tolerate any bullying of our staff? We have rules and regulations, you know? We expect to be ...' 'Let me put you in the picture,' I interrupted, before she could ask any more questions. 'Ms Snoezelem and I once went on a date. To cut a long story short... it didn't work out, she started stalking me, I moved counties, she's now found me again and is referring to me as her winky dinky super slinky Johnny. You can understand my wife's ...

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'So she can be near her 'winky dinky super slinky Johnny'? I DON'T THINK SO! OUT ... NOW!' And there was no brooking Rosie in her present mood. All for the best really, I didn't fancy having food snorted all over me again. I never did get the curry stains out of my favourite dicky. 'Darling, you called me your husband. When are you going to ... (Bernadette is wonderful,(love how she can shout just like Howard's mother 😂) as are all the characters. Such a well written and hilarious series. We've been watching it right from the start again. Hope to watch Young Sheldon again soon, it is just as good.)

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piece of serendipity finding each other again like this. It must be meant to be!' 'I'll tell you what's meant to be, you little hussy,' shrieked Rosie, getting into Debbie's face. Well, not exactly her face really, Rosie was on the short side, it was more into Debbie's chest area. But Rosie, once riled, was a veritable little spitfire (think Bernadette from Big Bang Theory) and enough to make the burliest of males quake at the knees. 'You will have nothing further to do with either my father or my husband (a slight departure from the truth, but Debbie wasn't to know, and I intended to make an honest woman of her as soon as possible) Get out! If I ever see your despicable, conniving ...

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as well as can be expected, given his unfortunate condition.' 'What do you mean by 'his unfortunate condition', may I ask, and where do you get off calling Johnny 'darling'?' asked Rosie indignantly. 'Hasn't Johnny told you about me? We were once a very hot item.' I vigorously shook my head behind Debbie's back and mouthed 'crazy stalker', with accompanying crossed eyes and cuckoo sign,' to Rosie. 'As far as the Major's concerned,' continued Debbie, ' I'm afraid he'll have to be ...

sentimental twaddle of love's young dream. Unfortunately, Sushibutt, a large black and white cat, chose that particular moment to run straight in front of me, causing me to ...

and loose false teeth that had a habit of falling out in the middle of dinner, usually into a bowl of soup. I was just settling into my la-z-boy, feet up, a steaming cup of tea by my right elbow and a packet of gingernuts by my left (after all, it fairly takes it out of me organising staff to do the work), when in burst Rosie followed by Debbie Snoezelem. 'Just having a quick rehydrate,' I gulped, as I tried to extricate myself from the la-z-boy. 'Finished now,' and I made for the door. 'Johnny, let me introduce ...' 'JOHNNY!! REVOLTING!!' and Debbie ... '

anything that incriminates me or some ridiculous conspiracy that I'm just after his money. I'm just hoping they see him for what he really is, a ...

Blowin' In the Wind ~ Bob Dylan

thought I was safe. However, there was no reason for me to be involved in the Major's barmy treatment. Unfortunately, Rosie had other ideas. 'Darling, I really feel we need to support Daddy at this difficult time, I'm sure he'll feel better if we're there beside him, holding his hand, calming his fears.' Quite apart from anything else, I had no intention of holding the old pestilence's hand. 'You go dear, someone has to keep the cafe running and the moggies litter boxes are overdue for a clean. You know how I love to keep my nose to the grindstone, I'm not one to be sitting around.' Rosie gave me a long look, but ...

Winter Winds ~ Mumford and Sons

hard, she snorted curry everywhere, causing patrons to hurriedly leave and the management to evict us. I couldn't see myself continuing a relationship with someone who randomly snorted food with abandon, so I broke it off. Debbie couldn't accept my rejection (understandable, I'm a pretty amazing catch) and stalked me for months. I finally moved away, with no forwarding address, to avoid her. Don't tell me ...

Song Of Winter ~ Françoise Hardy

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'Absolutely bonkers, gone doolally, blown a gasket ... if you ask me,' I said, 'needs locking up. For everyone's safety! Wandering round with a loaded shotgun! I ask you!' 'No-one was asking you, dear, let the Doctor speak.' 'Well, I myself personally feel,' opined the good Doctor, 'that at this point in time, things being as they are and taking all contingencies into account, that the best and most appropriate course of action, keeping at the foremost of our consideration ...