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The Way You Look Tonight - Frank Sinatra

Teach Me Tonight - Jo Stafford

All My rowdy Friends Are Coming Over Tonight - Hank Williams jr

A woman ran a red traffic light and crashed into a man's car Both of their cars are demolished, but amazingly neither of them was hurt. After they crawled out of their cars, the woman said; "Wow, just look at our cars. There’s nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days." The man replied," I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is demolished, but my bottle of 75 year old scotch didn't break. Surely God meant for us to drink this vintage delicacy and celebrate our good fortune." Then she handed the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opened it, drank almost half the bottle and then handed it back to the woman The woman took the bottle, immediately put the cap back on, and handed it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" She replies, "Nah. I think I'll just wait for the police." Some years ago Adam ate the apple. Men will never learn.

It's A Wonderful Time For Love - Norah Jones

It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year - Garth Brooks

It Was A Very Good Year - Frink Sinatra

Bye Bye Love - Everly Brothers

In The Sweet Bye & Bye - Dolly Parton

Sweet Caroline - Neil Diamond

You Light Up My Life - Debby Boone

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Seasons In The Sun - Terry Jacks

That Lucky Old Sun (Just Rolls Around Heaven All Day) - k.d.lang

I feel Lucky - Mary Chapin Carpenter (I am going to miss playing the Never Ending Song thread.)

Sometimes we Seniors don't Understand Directions… I went to my nearby CVS Pharmacy, straight to the back, where the Pharmacists' high counter is located. I took out my little brown bottle, along with a teaspoon, and set them up on the counter. The Pharmacist came over, smiled, and asked if he could help me. I said, "Yes! Could you please taste this for me? Seeing a senior citizen, the Pharmacist went along. He took the spoon, put a tiny bit of the liquid on it, put it on his tongue and swilled it around. Then, with a stomach-churning look on his face, he spat it out on the floor and began coughing. When he was finally finished, I looked him right in the eye and asked, “Now, does that taste sweet to you?" The Pharmacist, shaking his head back and forth with a venomous look in his eyes yelled, "HELL NO!!!" I said, "Oh, thank God! That's a real relief! My doctor told me to have a Pharmacist test my urine for sugar!" I am not allowed to go back to that CVS, but I really don't care, because they aren't very friendly there anymore!

Brother Can You Spare A Dime - Bing Crosby

Everybody Loves Somebody Sometime - Dean Martin

Hold Me In Your Arms - The Temptations

Angels Flying Too Close To The Ground - Willie Nelson

I recently spent $6,500 on a young registered Black Angus bull. I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow. I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth. Anyhow, I had the Vet come and have a look at him. He said the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day.The bull started to service the cows within two days, all my cows! He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbor's cows! He's like a machine! I don't know what is in the pills the Vet gave him, but they taste little like peppermint.

Seven Bridges Road - Dolly Parton

Cross Over The Bridge - Patti Page