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excellent iron nutrition, good thyroid function, plus an especially high zinc blood reading. Eyesight was good and hearing good too. Dave Blockhead from Greater Manchester, was on duty when our two aliens came in. "Actually the sight of green girl and green boy made me feel inadequate as they were so....

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do some research. Try to discover the reason why humans send people out to "work"." Here Ura spluttered with contemptuous laughter. "They call it useful ..hahahaha."

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report on , and to analyse, the latest from The World, as these Humans seem to call it. "They have a thing named Google. By this means they get information from every corner of the world. No need for them to press buttons transporting them through the air like we do. Sprargon and Valper you two are going to Sheffield the Capital of England. There you will....

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Arriving in Sheffield our trusty quartet..Annabelle, Bertie, Trixie, and Harriet, got off the train and looked for a bite to eat. It was quite cool and Trixie asked....

A week later Annabelle and her team set off on their new assignment. "Never mind the world ending..we know it has not"..said Trixie archly. Annabelle declared it was time for some detective work on a small scale. She came up....

I encountered a website named Book club forum. Some of the contributors were very much into writing silly stories. There was one tale of pigeons committing adultery and one about Gilby something..all good fun." "Yes I read it too but was too shy to contribute. I will next time", said Trixie with an airy wave of the hand. "Your next assignment is...

circus clown, his round brown hangdog eyes pleading , yellow teeth with a gold tip on one, creating a less than mouthwatering picture. "I dunno why poppy itsme and older fish metamorphosed us out of the office but I am going back. Come along" and with that Trixie drove back. Annabelle was serene. "Well ....

Trixie said "Do not think that a pox doctor's Secretary dresses glam not even glam rock." Whizzing Bertie into the hallway, she pointed to a black and white photo of an old lady mopping a floor. "See the Victorian garb...Emily Bullwackie, Secretary to renowned 19th century syphilis fighter and medical luminary Sir Typhus Malt..do you like...

Trixie dressed appropriately and then opened her door. It was a

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tape up your mouths ...or better still..here's a mega sweet gobstopper...chew on it." And the two intrepid reporters began to chew upon the hard coated sweet chewing gum. Soon Jenkins and Case were trying to chatter but their mouths were filled with bubble gum to the extent that neither could speak. Bertie wanted a photo and he clicked away on his mobile, capturing......

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assist..oh dear madam ...I wonder do you like cheese? I throw a spiffing wine and cheese evening in Haringey..Tuesday night see you there..free entry..merry exit", he said, holding his hand out to Harriet. "In addition I know a brasserie called Danone the One and I do recommend it. Cheesy pizza..is that your scene..Hilary?"

assist..oh dear madam ...I wonder do you like cheese? I throw a spiffing wine and cheese evening in Haringey..Tuesday night see you there..free entry..merry exit", he said, holding his hand out to Harriet. "In addition I know a brasserie called Danone the One and I do recommend it. Cheesy pizza..is that your scene..Hilary?"

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personally put his name to this great story." Annabelle picked up a 2 litre jug, filled it with cold water in the kitchen, and emptied a litre apiece over the heads of the two insensible reporters.

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he had been invited to meet Mr Cameron. Names and addresses of the lot of you please." " Annabelle Chiffon I am manager of the Don't Peep detective agency. Here are

Annabelle. ' No that's tomato sauce even I can see that' declared Harriet. Ten minutes later, smelling salts and ambulance at hand, Dibble awoke. 'Annabelle..you gave me the number of Cyril Bauble. And I thought...