dulcet tones.
'You looking mid range or top whack?', he croaked, making me wonder if he was North East England, due to the way he said 'raaahnge', a la Alan Shearer in a particularly forthright mode.
Now, given that I had fourteen pounds forty one to last me 18 days, owed a grand in rent, had a girlfriend demanding maintenance money for a kid who ain't mine, and am living on soup and bread,I said 'lower end , Mr Slimeline, you see..'
''Hey the naahmes's Slimline, not Slimeline..are you trying be funny maate?', he asked,