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itsmeagain

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  1. We did, aye. Am reading the rather fascinating Lethal White by Robert Galbraith. She's doing brilliantly this time round, must say.
  2. dulcet tones. 'You looking mid range or top whack?', he croaked, making me wonder if he was North East England, due to the way he said 'raaahnge', a la Alan Shearer in a particularly forthright mode. Now, given that I had fourteen pounds forty one to last me 18 days, owed a grand in rent, had a girlfriend demanding maintenance money for a kid who ain't mine, and am living on soup and bread,I said 'lower end , Mr Slimeline, you see..' ''Hey the naahmes's Slimline, not Slimeline..are you trying be funny maate?', he asked,
  3. I rang Augustus Slimeline, the local septuagenarian expert on snail migration in 19th century Philippines,and requested 48 glass jars with a cat bell on each pink lid, to be delivered immediately. Slimeline, smoking a foot long opium cheroot, sounded
  4. constable Getunder, a portly, laconic, demanding bloke, name of Phil. He said 'so, it's you again, mister. All I can say is stop this and go home or we will confiscate each and....
  5. Aeon? Increase?What names they are....
  6. Sounds interesting. Thank you for the review.
  7. up in the local boozer, a rum joint named Mullarkey's. I was sat supping, as you do, when a sudden thought shook me. I was missing Coronation street and so on I pulled my...
  8. bloomin food what we loik to eat.. Down't suppowse you'd ave good groyce enough to provoyde me a few eggs, wad ya, san? ' ' Sorry but I cannot help.. In point of fact, I have an electric board rep coming to install...
  9. are a reputable, good rozzer, so can I..? ' ' Sorry, moit, we dunnow anyfing abaht coik ere mate, we owny jast....
  10. I think I get it.... 🤣
  11. ask the Old Bill. Stern of face, sweaty stubble, grey hair, he smelled of sausages, fresh grilled. 'Sergeant Bonker(for the name badge said it was he), will you make me a cake with sultanas? I will bring....
  12. to brave it and asked for the loan of a fiver so I could get cheap brandy and a second hand magazine to keep me..
  13. mildly inebriated. He looked at me as if he thought....
  14. as a result of which, in a fugue state, I wandered into Cross Gates police station and asked a...
  15. Watched a couple of good drama series on Channel 5 this weekend. Both surrounding death in a river or the sea. One UK, one Australia.
  16. Last year a remarkable turn of events meant that I no longer possessed.....
  17. Am a teeny bit confused about certain aspects of the ending. The role played by a particular individual, am unclear about. Am probably a bit dumb... 😅
  18. Anyone read a Banquet of consequences? Definitely one of Elizabeth's best books. Good action, keeping me guessing, great descriptive skills by our author, who knows such a great deal about English life in modern times.
  19. Doc Martin Christmas special is pretty good too.
  20. I watched it occasionally. Never saw Bill in it. 😂
  21. I love him too poppy. He always plays the same type of character though. 🤣
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