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in walked Parson Cross, jaunty and full of the joys of spring.
'Well well, Mr Disgusting...I hope all's well at this terrible time for the world..in sub Saharan Africa, illiterate people clamour for pens...have you any going spare..?...we are building a sun dial in Uganda, a zone named Mugunda. Can you see it within your remit,perchance, to review any charitable contribution and offer me the chance to build a tea shop in old style Saudi Arabia, beyond Jeddah..mmmmm..we have options for creative work galore, to grow more sorghum below Soweto, lentils in Lusaka, cornmeal in Caracas, the list is boundless dear man..I sincerely....
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, you must drink your
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that YOU, Johnny, can be more hands on. Help the new lads bequeathed to us by Parson Cross, and remember, Rome wasn't built in a week ..or something. All flapjacks now cost a fiver, no tea refills,not for pensioners nor anyone else
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mugs of tea on
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2 hours ago, poppy said:
Near enough ... they have it as 'a piece of cake' 🍰
Well..that was [ almost] a piece of cake.
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have your cake and eat it..?...not...
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backwards, over a table,
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how I said I loved Japan, well I do so..and you have looked after the kitties so well...we need to ensure the cattery is running 🏃♂️ efficiently, effectively, and in a co ordinated way...daddy is most annoyed but really to be Frank, I have endured so much rubbish from the old buffoon since when I was knee high to an ant, I am simply...
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crockery bits all over..?...why such chaos..and who owns the dog..?. There's been a dog here..oh Johnny..do ensure no more major footprints from canines..it's ruined my chintz, also a dirndl skirt my mother gave me at Aunt Serena's 46th birthday...and another thing..what is all this about my daddy not being allowed a few shekels. Where.. oh where..is the cash?', she demanded, and I ...
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bear with me, as
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Black.
Wonderful Life.
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[Add only 4 words each time. Enjoy.]
I have never done.....
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get a nice cup of tea, and give the cats some nice filet of fish, all the way from Japan. Did you know sashimi is supposed to be good for a cat..?...
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...oooh we had such a spiffing time..'
' Rosalyn, dear daughter of mine, get your coat and do a swift about move, walk swiftly..'
' Daddy....
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hissing, suddenly running at Mrs Abercrombie, whose wails made the major think
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mess within the kitchen, as Feral and Honey Puff together, had apparently tipped over one of our best 👌 piles of crockery, particularly her favourite creuset, and I
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chasing each other about,demolishing a china cup and saucer bought by Rosie's mother in 1987, and toppling over an expensive portmanteau ,inside of which ,I found, a series of scented, newly handwritten,letters, on yellow air mail parchment,and, picking one up,I read, 'Dear Rosa
Do not be downhearted dearie. The only reason I cannot commit to you is the damned weather out here in deepest Okinawa. Oooh do I love sashimi and a glass of icy pina colada, and please come...
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Feral, a black and white whose claim to fame had been scaring a police Alsatian during a raid on a Bahrainian takeaway in Hounslow in December last.
'Feral, Feral, do come back ', I said, while outside, Mrs Abercrombie was searching for her specs on the floor,her hands scraping through dust in search of the missing essential.
'I don't suppose one would be disposed in the kindest of manners, dear lady, to do me a favour..?..', said an elderly type with a monocle.
'I am Major Flowers, and this cattery type thingummy needs to....
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wipe his hands on a teatowel, throwing it at me as he left.
'I don't care if I never see you again', I called from a side window, just as Mrs Abercrombie, 76, from Easthampton,ambled ....
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inform you..you, you callused handed, red nosed, odd little old soak...'
'Oh ha ha ha..is that what you think..?..well I hyahby close.....'
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'Rosie is in Japan,in some place or other near Kyoto...what has your hooded presence here , to do with her absence? Why are you sneaking..'
' Now Ronnie ..don't '
'Ronnie..? Have you been boozing, Mr Flowers? First you..'
'My name is not Ronnie, old bean,now...is her absence a case of libidinum sapphire impetigo,as it were..? ..a kind of preponderance for the fairer gender as one calls it these days..? If so,commiserations old chap but I always suspected, even as a young girl in Chesham, that she preferred female, er,company..now..the finances of this cattery..are you..?...'
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, a male voice too. Feigning sleep, I saw a hooded shape foostering slyly by the window. It's not likely to be the gas man, thought I, musing quietly to avoid detection.
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no work existed, people not dying of malnutrition in England, and cups of tea hung on palm trees in Sheffield. A knock on the window later,
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confess..my conversion to a multifaceted, full on combo of Communism, Islam, and anarchosyndicalism, was smooth,concise and true as an arrow..'
The old parson ran so fast , it was like Matt Hancock hearing the word 'truth', indeed if....
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I began to peruse the news .
Local man jailed for fraud.
Pensions will be lost if...
Teresa gets her new job..
What's this..
Mrs Abercrombie, 78, was walking by said cattery when out came a rather abrupt man. Said man duly harangued her and demanded she phone the council immediately to have the cat cafe closed down.
A shaken Mrs Abercrombie said' I don't mind cats,it's people like that old gent I can't stand. I wonder if he's suffering from a mental problem.'
Police were alerted, anyone knows the gent, ring them...
'Rosie..your father...