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3 hours ago, poppy said:

A topic of great ill repute... 

When dressed in one's birthday suit

If you dress like an eejit.... 

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A topic of great ill repute... 

When dressed in one's birthday suit

If you dress like an eejit....

But are named Briggitte 

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4 hours ago, muggle not said:

A topic of great ill repute... 

When dressed in one's birthday suit

If you dress like an eejit....

But are named Briggitte 

People will think you're such a galoot.... 

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A man called Clamden from Camden.... 

Rode a horse called Ramsden

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7 hours ago, muggle not said:

A man called Clamden from Camden.... 

Rode a horse called Ramsden

During his first race.... 

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A man called Clamden from Camden.... 

Rode a horse called Ramsden

During his first race.... 

He fell on his face

And he whooped with gay abandon.

 

Young Myrtle had a pet ferret

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17 hours ago, poppy said:

A man called Clamden from Camden.... 

Rode a horse called Ramsden

During his first race.... 

He fell on his face

And he whooped with gay abandon.

 

Young Myrtle had a pet ferret

Who won every prize going, on merit.... 

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Young Myrtle had a pet ferret

Who won every prize going, on merit...

A polecat once said

The ferret was bred 

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Young Myrtle had a pet ferret

Who won every prize going, on merit...

A polecat once said

The ferret was bred

With few polecat traits to inherit

 

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Young Bert took a dip in the river

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1 hour ago, megustaleer said:

Young Myrtle had a pet ferret

Who won every prize going, on merit...

A polecat once said

The ferret was bred

With few polecat traits to inherit

 

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Young Bert took a dip in the river

Yet once in there his bones started to shiver... 

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Young Bert took a dip in the river

Yet once in there his bones started to shiver...

To remedy such chills 

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2 hours ago, Hux said:

Young Bert took a dip in the river

Yet once in there his bones started to shiver...

To remedy such chills 

He downed some green pills.. 

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Young Bert took a dip in the river

Yet once in there his bones started to shiver...

To remedy such chills 

He downed some green pills.. 
And came out of the river aquiver

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9 hours ago, lunababymoonchild said:

There once was a kitten called Merlin

Whose human was called Rita Girling.... 

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There once was a kitten called Merlin

Whose human was called Rita Girling....

With a catnip addiction

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There once was a kitten called Merlin

Whose human was called Rita Girling....

With a catnip addiction

And a hearty conviction 

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1 hour ago, Hux said:

There once was a kitten called Merlin

Whose human was called Rita Girling....

With a catnip addiction

And a hearty conviction 

That his demeanour was nothing short of sterling. 

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A  young elephant, name of Jumbo..

Loved to eat filé gumbo

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On 17/06/2021 at 8:59 AM, poppy said:

A  young elephant, name of Jumbo..

Loved to eat filé gumbo

When he switched on the hob.... 

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A  young elephant, name of Jumbo..

Loved to eat filé gumbo

When he switched on the hob

He knocked off a knob

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