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A woman called Scilly, from Thames.....

Invented some silly  team games

One was named Squillion

For bikes with a pillion

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woman called Scilly, from Thames.....

Invented some silly team games

One was named Squillion..

In honour of a civilian 

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42 minutes ago, Hux said:

woman called Scilly, from Thames.....

Invented some silly team games

One was named Squillion..

In honour of a civilian 

Poppy has put that line in, you have the next

Edited by lunababymoonchild

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A man named Muldoon from Nebraska.... 

Met a girl, but was too shy to ask her..

Won't you go out tonight

Edited by muggle not

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A man named Muldoon from Nebraska.... 

Met a girl, but was too shy to ask her..

"Won't you go out tonight,

The moon shines so bright?"

Edited by megustaleer

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A man named Muldoon from Nebraska.... 

Met a girl, but was too shy to ask her..

"Won't you go out tonight,

The moon shines so bright?"

But she's only interested in canasta.

 

Young Harold had a very strange trick

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Of pretending that he was named 

5 hours ago, poppy said:

A man named Muldoon from Nebraska.... 

Met a girl, but was too shy to ask her..

"Won't you go out tonight,

The moon shines so bright?"

But she's only interested in canasta.

 

Young Harold had a very strange trick

Of claiming that he was called Nick.... 

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Young Harold had a very strange trick

Of claiming that he was called Nick

It all went pear shaped

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1 hour ago, poppy said:

Young Harold had a very strange trick

Of claiming that he was called Nick

It all went pear shaped

When in a cafe he vaped.... 

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  • Young Harold had a very strange trick

    Of claiming that he was called Nick

    It all went pear shaped

    When in a cafe he vaped.... 

    And the fumes made the customers sick

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A book critic once tried to write,

In despondecy he gave up the fight

His mind was a blank 

His prose truly stank 

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A book critic once tried to write,

In despondency he gave up the fight

His mind was a blank 

His prose truly stank 

His reviews conjured nothing but spite

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On 29/05/2021 at 10:09 PM, lunababymoonchild said:

There was a young lady from Billingsgay

Who never had particularly much to say.. 

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There was a young lady from Billingsgay

Who never had particularly much to say

When she opened her mouth

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8 hours ago, lunababymoonchild said:

There was a young lady from Billingsgay

Who never had particularly much to say

When she opened her mouth
Her language went south

And whatever she said then held sway. 

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A topic of great ill repute... 

When dressed in one's birthday suit

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