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Moments to Remember - The Four Lads

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justice was being served..cold. Finally she realised just what a twerp that elderly gent is. However, in Rosie's shower time, I took a unilateral decision..aha, male audience, believe me I know that's always a risk....and I telephoned the Old Bill. 'Ahem...John Revolting from Revolting Cat sanctuary Inc, est 2021...May I simply educate you around delicate issues..DO NOT ever, address a bloke name of Revolting, as Jimmy Disgraceful. So leave me alone and I hope the burgers choked you....' 'I am PC Eric Plodder and I ...

Citizen Clem by John Bew Leader of the Labour Party for twenty years and defeated Churchill in the general election immediately after the war, then presiding over one of the most radical governments Britain has ever had. Yet who knows much about “Old Clem” and his press is not inspiring as can be seen from some of the below: “A sheep in sheep’s clothing” “A modest little man with much to be modest about” (Churchill). “An empty taxi drew up to No. 10 Downing Street and Attlee got out.” This is an excellent biography of an underrated and misunderstood politician. Attlee was born in 1883 to a middle class household who was brought up to believe in Conservatism and Imperialism. Bew charts his move to socialism and his work as a social worker in the East End of London before the First War. He served in the first war, being injured at Gallipoli and went into politics after the war through the Labour Party. This is a comprehensive works that looks at the man as well as the politician. He was frequently an object of derision, not seen as an intellectual, remarkably unremarkable. And yet he brought the Labour Party into the National Government during the war, acting as Chuchill’s deputy throughout. He was a contrast to Churchill’s self-glamourisation and showmanship. Quietly working behind the scenes to get things done. After winning the 1945 election he presided over the beginning of the end of Empire (India in particular), the construction of the welfare state (which the Tories have been trying to demolish over the last forty years or so) and an extensive programme of nationalisation. This included the setting up of the National Health Service. He was wise enough to give Nye Bevan his head and let him get on with the job without meddling. Attlee saw the Welfare State as something like Roosevelt’s New Deal. Of course given the list of issues Attlee had to deal with there were areas where there were problems. Attlee ensured Britain was firmly part of NATO and was clear about the need to stay close to the US (and to develop the atomic bomb). Attlee was a gradualist when it came to ending Empire and there were obvious problems with Indian independence as the bloodshed linked to partition shows. There is also a limited amount of information about the issues surrounding the issue of Palestine and the creation of the state of Israel, which the British were involved in. Even in a biography over five hundred pages long there still wasn’t room to cover these in depth. It does though give a picture of Attlee and his role in guiding the Labour Party through some very difficult waters. 9 out of 10 Starting Joseph Ashby of Tysoe by M K Ashby

One moment in time - Whitney Houston

In Youth is Pleasure (1945) Denton Welch I've been putting off reading Welch for a while because, due to various opinions I respect, my expectations have been raised to quite a significant level (the English Proust, you say?). This seems like a good place to start and while I enjoyed the book and was impressed by the writing, it never really became anything more than a charming tale of adolescence. The story revolves around Orvil Pym, a fifteen year old boy who, for a few days in the summer holidays, leaves his boarding school to spend time in a hotel in Surrey with his father and two brothers (plus an additional trip down to Hastings). He never really feels connected to his brothers (especially the eldest, Charles) and finds himself wandering alone by the river or investigating abandoned buildings. He has various flights of fancy and creates a myriad of imagined scenarios (often self-indulgent and self-pitying) but ultimately feels dread at the idea of having to go back to school. Meanwhile the plot (such as it is) has a curious exploration of proto-sexual feelings, most of which are directed at the newlywed Aphra but which also seem to be aimed (subtly) in the opposite direction until a genuine sense of homoerotic tension is cultivated. It's very respectfully done and always maintains an ambiguous nature. All in all, the book is very light and bounces along without ever offering anything too challenging. There are moments where you can really see why people have such a high opinion of Welch, where his prose becomes utterly drenched in metaphor and simile, with rich, inventive descriptions and clever analogies. It makes for a highly nourishing experience but, for me, it never quite hit the heights I was hoping for. But I could see what people are talking about. The book is very charming and I look forward to reading more of his work. 7/10

Rosie stood there, wet, cold and bedraggled. We had missed the last bus and been forced to hitchhike. Unfortunately, no-one stopped and we'd walked the whole way, 10 km, in the pouring rain. To add insult to injury, Betty's cake shop had been closed. 'He can call his own damned ambulance!' she cried. 'Serves him right.' The worm had turned! 'Go and have a hot shower love, get into your onsie and I'll make you a nice cuppa.' For all today's misfortunes, I felt that at last ...

One Love ~ Bob Marley and the Wailers

Toad (Wind In the Willows)

I visited in 2004 and 2007. Hot summer, cold, grim winter. Boy they adore alcohol,making UK seem like an Islamic caliphate of some type. Wild amounts of boozing, carousing, and partying..oh..they loathe Russia ,which state claims rights to Abkhazia and South Ossetia. Georgia disagrees. Khachapuri is hearty cheese bread. Nice.

Even though I'm not a kid anymore, I sometimes read children's books. The atmosphere in the book is so kind and warm. I really liked it.

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'Well..I have 11 pounds ..64 p , and between you and me, we'll be well able to catch a 75 to New Cross, walk 10 minutes to Betty's cakes, and a second bus to our house..it's simple'. When we got back, tired and wet, she spotted the answer machine flashing. 'Two messages..message one..' Oh 'ello, its PC Plodder from the local nick. Am ringing up cos we appear to ave an outbreak of the runs round about here right now. A Mr Cross tells us the free burgers were courtesy of a Jimmy Disgraceful, cat sanctuary owner and general dogsbody..ring us.' Message 2. 'Rosie please get me an ambulance I have terrible guts..that damn burger...' Silence reigned very suddenly...

One more chance - Pet Shop Boys

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off, straight back to the bordello and into the arms of Madame Legs, for all we knew. As you might expect, I was not happy. 'What a bloody cheek! That's the last time I rescue your blighted father from anywhere!' 'Daddy's obviously not himself, we must be patient with him.' Any vestige of patience I had left for anything, completely disappeared when I realised I'd left my wallet in the car and we had absolutely no money for a bus fare. 'So what do you suggest we do now?' I snapped.

Taking a Chance On Love ~ Anne Shelton

I don't think I can do ten right now. Looking at it, I will commence with 1. Crime and Punishment by Fyodor Dostoevsky. 2. In the Eye of the Sun. Ahdaf Soueif.. TBC....😅

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offer financial inducement, pecuniary endorsemement, monetary reinforcement, to get daddy away from those pesky police..oh daddy..' Down we trundled to the police station 🚉, to be met by PC Colin Stoopid, who declared daddy to be fit and ready to go. ' No need for any manny, Ms we don't accept bribes ere', he said, 'and tell yer dad that when e parses an ouse saying Madame on ve door, vis means aaahse of ill reputation, eez not suddenly Dan's la France or anything.. boi naaw..' , and daddy appeared, unruffled by the experience. 'I say what a spiffing turnout,both of you here...well I'm driving back home..you will get the bus right opposite' and at that, he drove...

Comes Along a Love - Kay Starr

let you know. I didn't want to upset you, darling.' 'Surely there's been some mistake! Dear Daddy would never be seen in a house of ill repute. He must have entered the wrong premises by accident and he was just giving the lady a friendly hug when she gave him directions. You know how affectionate Daddy is.' I can't say it's a side of his nature that's ever been evident to me, but now wasn't the time, perhaps, to bring that up. 'We must go and rescue Daddy immediately, bring the cheque book, we may need to ...

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