Ben Mines Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 The Shakespearean Insulter. Just click, Insult Me Again, for more. Enjoy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrissy Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 I think my arguments have just got more fun! Great insult site! Mine? "(Thou art) like the toad, ugly and venemous" ................Now, where is that number for that double glazing firm?................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mac Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 Thou fawning onion-eyed knave! What an excellent site... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pipread Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 This just gave me a much needed laugh, it`s a great site. "(Thou art) the veriest varlet that ever chewed with a tooth." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joe Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 (edited) Thou art so leaky that we must leave thee to thy sinking. What a bloomin good site Edited July 19, 2009 by Michelle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loopyloo100 Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 Your bedded hair, like life in excrements, start up and stand on end. Charming! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janet Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 I've seen this before, but it never fails to amuse! I've seen a mug with Shakespearean insults on too, which I'd like! I got.. You, minion, are too saucy. Taken from: The Two Gentlemen of Verona Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chimera Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 Why dost thou converse with that trunk of humours, that bolting-hutch of beastliness, that swollen parcel of dropsies, that huge bombard of sack, that stuffed cloak-bag of guts, that roasted Manningtree ox with pudding in his belly, that reverend vice, that grey Iniquity, that father ruffian, that vanity in years? Taken from: Henry IV, part I Wonderful site! (educational too... all those quotes to fit in exams *cracks up*) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarlette Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 Thou mewling half-faced blind-worm! Now that is not nice... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nollaig Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 Take you me for a sponge? This is superb! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rawr Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 I was like 'come on William, do your worst!' and now i feel so sad Thou pribbling dread-bolted maggot-pie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrissy Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 I've never thought of you as pribbling Rawr! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angel Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 Thou craven idle-headed flap-dragon! love it!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kell Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 Thou clouted hasty-witted bladder! Had to have a laugh at that one! PS I moved the thread to the "fun stuff" section. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lexiepiper Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 Drop into the rotten mouth of death. Thanks, that's just charming Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mia Posted July 19, 2009 Share Posted July 19, 2009 Thou spongy bat-fowling pumpion! I clicked on quite a few, but chose this for its bizarreness! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrissy Posted July 21, 2009 Share Posted July 21, 2009 I thought I'd go for another insult - it's that kind of day! Thou rank fly-bitten strumpet! I feel better now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ophelia Posted July 26, 2009 Share Posted July 26, 2009 'Assume a virtue if you have it not'! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anika Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 "A weasel hath not such a deal of spleen as you are toss'd with" (.....can't wait till my boss ticks me off again cuz I'm ready now! ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cookie Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 Thou sham'st the music of sweet news By playing it to me with so sour a face. Taken from: Romeo and Juliet Lovely:) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anika Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 "Thou loggerheaded guts-griping flax-wench" (flax-wench?) I gotta leave this thread alone for a bit. It hurts to laugh that hard. . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephanie2008 Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 Thy bones are marrowless, thy blood is cold. Taken from: Macbeth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ned Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 I'll pray a thousand prayers for thy death. Charming Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mexicola Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 O flesh, flesh, how art thou fishified. Fishified? Love it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vladd Posted February 2, 2010 Share Posted February 2, 2010 Thou venomed pottle-deep gudgeon! not just deep but pottle deep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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