Ben Mines Posted July 19, 2009 Posted July 19, 2009 The Shakespearean Insulter. Just click, Insult Me Again, for more. Enjoy. Quote
Chrissy Posted July 19, 2009 Posted July 19, 2009 I think my arguments have just got more fun! Great insult site! Mine? "(Thou art) like the toad, ugly and venemous" ................Now, where is that number for that double glazing firm?................... Quote
Mac Posted July 19, 2009 Posted July 19, 2009 Thou fawning onion-eyed knave! What an excellent site... Quote
pipread Posted July 19, 2009 Posted July 19, 2009 This just gave me a much needed laugh, it`s a great site. "(Thou art) the veriest varlet that ever chewed with a tooth." Quote
joe Posted July 19, 2009 Posted July 19, 2009 (edited) Thou art so leaky that we must leave thee to thy sinking. What a bloomin good site Edited July 19, 2009 by Michelle Quote
Loopyloo100 Posted July 19, 2009 Posted July 19, 2009 Your bedded hair, like life in excrements, start up and stand on end. Charming! Quote
Janet Posted July 19, 2009 Posted July 19, 2009 I've seen this before, but it never fails to amuse! I've seen a mug with Shakespearean insults on too, which I'd like! I got.. You, minion, are too saucy. Taken from: The Two Gentlemen of Verona Quote
Chimera Posted July 19, 2009 Posted July 19, 2009 Why dost thou converse with that trunk of humours, that bolting-hutch of beastliness, that swollen parcel of dropsies, that huge bombard of sack, that stuffed cloak-bag of guts, that roasted Manningtree ox with pudding in his belly, that reverend vice, that grey Iniquity, that father ruffian, that vanity in years? Taken from: Henry IV, part I Wonderful site! (educational too... all those quotes to fit in exams *cracks up*) Quote
Scarlette Posted July 19, 2009 Posted July 19, 2009 Thou mewling half-faced blind-worm! Now that is not nice... Quote
Rawr Posted July 19, 2009 Posted July 19, 2009 I was like 'come on William, do your worst!' and now i feel so sad Thou pribbling dread-bolted maggot-pie! Quote
Kell Posted July 19, 2009 Posted July 19, 2009 Thou clouted hasty-witted bladder! Had to have a laugh at that one! PS I moved the thread to the "fun stuff" section. Quote
lexiepiper Posted July 19, 2009 Posted July 19, 2009 Drop into the rotten mouth of death. Thanks, that's just charming Quote
Mia Posted July 19, 2009 Posted July 19, 2009 Thou spongy bat-fowling pumpion! I clicked on quite a few, but chose this for its bizarreness! Quote
Chrissy Posted July 21, 2009 Posted July 21, 2009 I thought I'd go for another insult - it's that kind of day! Thou rank fly-bitten strumpet! I feel better now! Quote
Anika Posted February 1, 2010 Posted February 1, 2010 "A weasel hath not such a deal of spleen as you are toss'd with" (.....can't wait till my boss ticks me off again cuz I'm ready now! ) Quote
Cookie Posted February 1, 2010 Posted February 1, 2010 Thou sham'st the music of sweet news By playing it to me with so sour a face. Taken from: Romeo and Juliet Lovely:) Quote
Anika Posted February 2, 2010 Posted February 2, 2010 "Thou loggerheaded guts-griping flax-wench" (flax-wench?) I gotta leave this thread alone for a bit. It hurts to laugh that hard. . Quote
Stephanie2008 Posted February 2, 2010 Posted February 2, 2010 Thy bones are marrowless, thy blood is cold. Taken from: Macbeth Quote
ned Posted February 2, 2010 Posted February 2, 2010 I'll pray a thousand prayers for thy death. Charming Quote
Mexicola Posted February 2, 2010 Posted February 2, 2010 O flesh, flesh, how art thou fishified. Fishified? Love it. Quote
Vladd Posted February 2, 2010 Posted February 2, 2010 Thou venomed pottle-deep gudgeon! not just deep but pottle deep Quote
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