missmellow Posted March 4, 2009 Posted March 4, 2009 ...the Bowl of Expensive Magical Jelly. The mysterious magic of the jelly would not only give him the power to literally fart someone's face off, but would also...
Chrissy Posted March 4, 2009 Posted March 4, 2009 ....implement the long awaited (and very shiny).......
poppy Posted March 4, 2009 Posted March 4, 2009 red panic button. Froggie couldn't wait to use this as it was believed to make the most indescibable noise, capable of ....
Chrissy Posted March 4, 2009 Posted March 4, 2009 ...rendering the very cement between bricks to melt into puddles, while all animals (including humans) would be suddenly capable of........
poppy Posted March 4, 2009 Posted March 4, 2009 literally have something go through one ear and out the other. This of course caused quite unpleasant draughts but had the advantage of ....
Chrissy Posted March 5, 2009 Posted March 5, 2009 ....clean and clear thinking, easy access ear cleaning and, of course...........
pipread Posted March 5, 2009 Posted March 5, 2009 shortcuts! no walking around now, just go straight through, saves time and............
Chrissy Posted March 5, 2009 Posted March 5, 2009 ...leaves a smaller carbon footprint, which coincidentally a small man was contemplating as he......
pipread Posted March 5, 2009 Posted March 5, 2009 pondered over whether his tricycle and three bags of shopping would go through the..........
Chrissy Posted March 5, 2009 Posted March 5, 2009 ...ear of a camel. He had a certain camel in mind, and knew he lived.......
Wilde Lily Posted March 5, 2009 Posted March 5, 2009 ...ear of a camel. He had a certain camel in mind, and knew he lived....... ...in the Egyptian Sphinx, so he decided to re-think his idea and...
Chrissy Posted March 5, 2009 Posted March 5, 2009 ...walked his tricycle and shopping slowly home, a puncture having been caused by.....
Wilde Lily Posted March 7, 2009 Posted March 7, 2009 .....the thorn of a rose that had been tossed into the street by....
Ceinwenn Posted March 7, 2009 Posted March 7, 2009 the eager matador fans who were chasing their dashing hero............
Wilde Lily Posted March 7, 2009 Posted March 7, 2009 ....who was waving his red robe as he chased the crazed bull down cobblestone street.
Ceinwenn Posted March 7, 2009 Posted March 7, 2009 Which made me wonder, "When did I move to Spain & wow, that matador sure was........
Wilde Lily Posted March 9, 2009 Posted March 9, 2009 ....a raving lunatic! I decided to report him to....
BookJumper Posted March 9, 2009 Posted March 9, 2009 ... the authorities for being such an inopportune...
Chrissy Posted March 9, 2009 Posted March 9, 2009 ...started in the main square, recently reopened after the fiasco involving.....
Ceinwenn Posted March 9, 2009 Posted March 9, 2009 the corndog eating contest which, unfortunately for the community meant that...........
poppy Posted March 9, 2009 Posted March 9, 2009 there was a shortage of dogs for quite some time as they had all been caught, battered and fried. All except one little .....
pipread Posted March 9, 2009 Posted March 9, 2009 chihuahua, he was so thin that they decided to use him for........
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