muggle not Posted October 8, 2025 Posted October 8, 2025 An Arkansas state trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40. He says to the driver, "Got any ID?" The driver asks, "'Bout what?" 1 Quote
poppy Posted October 9, 2025 Posted October 9, 2025 18 hours ago, muggle not said: An Arkansas state trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40. He says to the driver, "Got any ID?" The driver asks, "'Bout what?" Reminds me of the joke about a guy getting pulled over and asked by the officer if he had a police record. 'No', he replied, 'but I've got a couple of albums by Sting.' 1 Quote
muggle not Posted December 20, 2025 Posted December 20, 2025 Attachments Screenshot 2025-11-02 at 7.53.08 AM.png 956.5 KB · Views: 0 2 Quote
itsmeagain Posted December 27, 2025 Posted December 27, 2025 On 12/22/2025 at 1:27 AM, poppy said: Very apt and very true. Quote
muggle not Posted Monday at 03:13 PM Posted Monday at 03:13 PM One good thing about being wrong is the joy it brings to others. If your outgo exceeds your income, then your upkeep will be your downfall. My wife and I decided to never go to bed angry. We've been awake since Tuesday. My wife said: "That's the 4th time you've gone back for dessert! Doesn't it embarrass you?" I said: "No, I keep telling them it's for you." Being old is when you don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go too. I want someone I can share my entire life with who will leave me alone most of the time. 1 Quote
muggle not Posted Tuesday at 03:00 PM Posted Tuesday at 03:00 PM 23 hours ago, muggle not said: One good thing about being wrong is the joy it brings to others. If your outgo exceeds your income, then your upkeep will be your downfall. My wife and I decided to never go to bed angry. We've been awake since Tuesday. My wife said: "That's the 4th time you've gone back for dessert! Doesn't it embarrass you?" I said: "No, I keep telling them it's for you." Being old is when you don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go too. I want someone I can share my entire life with who will leave me alone most of the time. I omitted 3 or 4 that weren't quite fitting for this forum. 😁 1 Quote
muggle not Posted yesterday at 02:33 AM Posted yesterday at 02:33 AM (edited) Watch the little dog. 90269-6ecf06f9c473c1cde76224b3710d562e.mp4 Edited 11 hours ago by muggle not 2 Quote
poppy Posted 4 hours ago Posted 4 hours ago On 1/22/2026 at 3:33 PM, muggle not said: Watch the little dog. 90269-6ecf06f9c473c1cde76224b3710d562e.mp4Fetching info... Poor big fella, he can't believe it 😯 Quote
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