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[muggle not]

An Arkansas state trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40.

He says to the driver, "Got any ID?"

The driver asks, "'Bout what?"

[poppy]

18 hours ago, muggle not said:

An Arkansas state trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40.

He says to the driver, "Got any ID?"

The driver asks, "'Bout what?"

 

Reminds me of the joke about a guy getting pulled over and asked by the officer if he had a police record.

'No', he replied, 'but I've got a couple of albums by Sting.'

[muggle not]

 

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[poppy]

[itsmeagain]

On 12/22/2025 at 1:27 AM, poppy said:

Very apt and very true. 

[muggle not]

[muggle not]

One good thing about being wrong is the joy it brings to others.

If your outgo exceeds your income, then your upkeep will be your downfall.

My wife and I decided to never go to bed angry. We've been awake since Tuesday.

My wife said: "That's the 4th time you've gone back for dessert! Doesn't it embarrass you?" I said: "No, I keep telling them it's for you."

Being old is when you don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go too.

I want someone I can share my entire life with who will leave me alone most of the time.

[muggle not]

23 hours ago, muggle not said:

One good thing about being wrong is the joy it brings to others.

If your outgo exceeds your income, then your upkeep will be your downfall.

My wife and I decided to never go to bed angry. We've been awake since Tuesday.

My wife said: "That's the 4th time you've gone back for dessert! Doesn't it embarrass you?" I said: "No, I keep telling them it's for you."

Being old is when you don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go too.

I want someone I can share my entire life with who will leave me alone most of the time.

I omitted 3 or 4 that weren't quite fitting for this forum.  😁