muggle not Posted October 8, 2025 Posted October 8, 2025 An Arkansas state trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40. He says to the driver, "Got any ID?" The driver asks, "'Bout what?" 1 Quote
poppy Posted October 9, 2025 Posted October 9, 2025 18 hours ago, muggle not said: An Arkansas state trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40. He says to the driver, "Got any ID?" The driver asks, "'Bout what?" Reminds me of the joke about a guy getting pulled over and asked by the officer if he had a police record. 'No', he replied, 'but I've got a couple of albums by Sting.' 1 Quote
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itsmeagain Posted December 27, 2025 Posted December 27, 2025 On 12/22/2025 at 1:27 AM, poppy said: Very apt and very true. Quote
muggle not Posted 1 hour ago Posted 1 hour ago One good thing about being wrong is the joy it brings to others. If your outgo exceeds your income, then your upkeep will be your downfall. My wife and I decided to never go to bed angry. We've been awake since Tuesday. My wife said: "That's the 4th time you've gone back for dessert! Doesn't it embarrass you?" I said: "No, I keep telling them it's for you." Being old is when you don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go too. I want someone I can share my entire life with who will leave me alone most of the time. Quote
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