Go to google and type "unfortunately, xxxxxxx" (where xxxxxx is your first name) into the search box, INCLUDING THE QUOTATION MARKS. Check out the responses, and if you get any funny ones, post them here..
"Unfortunately, Denise went a little overboard and got this funky leopard print version, which just discounts any sophistication the luxurious and in-demand ..."
"Unfortunately Denise decided that her wallet should try scuba diving as well, which was perhaps not the best idea! ..."
Above were just a couple that came up for me..