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Mashed potatoes are just wrong. Plus they look pre chewed and you eat those right? So why not the peas?

Practice for when we get older and all our food needs to be blended for us

Mushy is the only way to go with peas

I've always liked the lyrics in this Alanis Morissette – One Hand In My Pocket I’m broke but I’m happy, I’m poor but I’m kind, I’m short but I’m healthy, yeah, I’m high but I’m grounded, I’m sane but I’m overwhelmed, I’m lost but I’m hopeful baby And what it all comes down to, Is that everything’s gonna be fine, fine, fine, ‘Cos I got one hand in my pocket and the other is giving a high five I feel drunk but I’m sober, I’m young and I’m underpaid, I’m tired but I’m working, yeah, I care but I’m restless, I’m here but I’m really gone, I’m wrong and I’m sorry baby And what it all comes down to, Is that everything’s gonna be quite alright ‘Cos I got one hand in my pocket and the other is flicking a cigarette And what it all comes down to, Is that I haven’t got it all figured out just yet, ‘Cos I got one hand in my pocket and the other is giving a peace sign I’m free but I’m focused, I’m green but I’m wise, I’m hard but I’m friendly baby, I’m sad but I’m laughing, I’m brave but I’m chicken ****, I’m sick but I’m pretty baby And what it all boils down to, Is that no one’s really got it figured out just yet, But I’ve got one hand in my pocket and the other is playing piano And what it all comes down to my friends, Is that everything’s gonna be fine, fine, fine, ‘Cos I got one hand in my pocket and the other is hailing a taxi cab

Place your bets, i give it 4 months.

Elongated

True, what happened to the checks that the FA were supposed to carry out on prospective new owners? If they had done a proper job then they would never have allowed someone in a poor financial state to take over the club in the first place.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/p/portsmouth/8497491.stm Portsmouth have 4th owner of the season

Doppelganger, just sounds so fun and silly

We never think about the morning at the time, another and another always seems like a good idea. I'm having ribs

After a few pints, me and my mate were hungry so we started eating our sandwiches at the bar. "Hey," said the barman, "You can't eat your own food in here." So we swapped sandwiches. I was just chatting with my aunt on my mother's side. They're conjoined twins I've written the funniest joke ever about Bono's death. The only problem is that it makes no sense at the moment because he is still alive. I'm quite prepared to bide my time for a few decades until his life comes to a natural end, but if anyone wants to hear the joke now, and it really is the funniest joke ever, you know what you have to do.... Just seen the Facebook group: "I wish my laptop had unlimited battery". What, a plug? Is calling Atheism a Religion like calling bald a hair colour? I bet the Ancient Egyptians rocked at Pictionary. My mate's wife left him at the weekend. She said she was going out for a pint of milk and hasn't been seen since. I asked him how he was coping. "Not bad", he said, "I've been using that powdered stuff". Do pregnant Jelly Fish have Jelly Babies?

Good choice

Torrential

Hello

Crash - Primitives

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Root_beer it doesn't sound nice Shandy is basically beer with lemonade in it

sounds like shandy or something

Lacklustre

It's one too many My Perfect Cousin - The Undertones

You Will, You Won't - The Zutons

Munchies

Beef casserole

excellent. Bet that took the steam out of the neighbour

Dale Winton looking for your gold. Why? Does he want to melt it down and give himself another coat?

No need for that I'll only start to worry about you if you start to listen to Miley Cyrus Tombstone Blues - Bob Dylan